Sir_Lord_B Nude Leaks
A Glamourous style for the theatre or movie premiere
For Record Store Day, I picked up this rarity from a shop in AltBoobWorld yesterday
Highlights from the Japanese Wrestling on AltBoobWorld TV at the weekend. Who will be victorious?
Sir, I instruct Maid Jenny to adjust Lady B____'s screen, which is out of position. The maid quickly attends, but with her clothing dirtied from her earlier grate polishing duties, I do fear for the cleanliness of Lady B___'s furniture. A solution is soon found. I stay a while, to supervise.
Retro AltBoobWorld : 1960's styles weren't so very different to today's fashions
Sir, A communique from my friend 'Gussy' Herbert, presently embracing the cultural delights of Paris. He is saving money by sharing his Dollymop with two other clients. Gussy (reclining) appears most overwhelmed by the experience.
Sir, My administrative staff and I are greatly pleased by the new correspondence submitted by club members. We are always open to further such discussions, and to the submission of photolithographs shewing staff in a state of undress.
The Japanese quarter in AltBoobWorld has many successful and thriving businesses. This office has a smart but casual dress code, which gives it a friendly atmosphere.
Studies have shown that open fronted tops make the wearers feel 23% happier than fully covered outfits. Look good and feel good, that's the AltBoobWorld way
Retro AltBoobWorld : Today, its of course seen as bad etiquette to rest your boobs on a table (or a serving tray), but the 1970s were a very different time I guess.
Looking for a formal yet glamorous dress style? Get down to the AltBoobWorld Boutique, they have a wide range of styles and sizes to suit everyone. This one-boob black dress is perfect for entertaining guests
Sir, I have oft heard it pronounced that the fairer sex are not capable of riding these new "safety bicycles", as it may prove too strenuous or in some way un-ladylike to do so. I trust that herein I am able to provide proof that this argument has no merit whatsoever.
Sir, Dr Mesmer visits from Germany and brings news of his scientific principle, whereupon he can command any to do as he desires. "For healing", he insists. Over a large Brandy, I do persuade him to cause my servants to believe they are swimming. It is most enlightening. "For healing." he sighs.
Retro AltBoobWorld : The Ladybirds girl band
The comfortable style of this open-fronted folk-art dress is easy to see here
Today I've got to go see my accountant. She's very good - here's a picture from her website.
Tomorrow's fashions... today!
Open-fronted outfits come in a great many styles - there's sure to be one to suit you
A delicate, glamorous style is easily achieved with an open-fronted style
Celebrations of AltBoobWorld Oktoberfest are well underway
Many offices and workplaces in AltBoobWorld encourage the open-fronted style - it's regarded as a more friendly style
Retro AltBoobWorld : Get down and get with it!
Open-fronted is the popular style here in AltBoobWorld - natural, comfortable, fashionable!
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : Oktoberfest is a much celebrated festival here
With the cooler weather arriving, why not treat yourself to a new outfit? The AltBoobWorld boutique has a great fall collection in now!
Low cut dress, AltBoobWorld style
Sir, Lady B___ do comment that she greatly dislikes the small hallway table with but two legs. "It should have four", she declares. With maid Connie's assistance, I set up a scientific experiment to see how the table might appear with two additional legs. This does not please Lady B___
Sir, In the hot weather, Maid Eleri do come to me exhausted from boiling the water in the copper for the weekly laundry. I instruct her to sit down, within a "scientific chamber" I had just invented. She do marvel at its efficacy in cooling. For me, the room seemed to get much warmer.
Sir, To-day was most unseasonably hot, and my servants did complain about having to work in the heat. But grates must be scrubbed, rugs must be beaten and tables must be dusted. I do suggest to the maids that they may remove their clothing. It is most joyous to watch them enjoy hard work.
A comfortable, fashionable style for the last days of summer
These visitors are checking into their hotel in AltBoobWorld. The fashions here surprise them.
Retro AltBoobWorld : The fashions of the past can instruct us for the future
Jewelry can enhance an outfit
"..and just like that I was cast as a Jedi!" Penny Barber talks in a BTS interview about her role in the new Star Wars movie, showing in theaters across AltBoobWorld from October.
An open-fronted outfit is glamour that's sure to impress
Sir, Following my correspondence of the 15th inst. , in which a prospective maid did display her Petticoat Lane for all to see, a number of members of our club did hand in their membership cards in a show of some disgust. To soothe the brow, I herein present an artistic nude of my maid Ivy.
One of these swimsuits is not like the others
Sir, At the end of a hard day admonishing my staff, it is good to retire to my library with a glass of Port. I have many fine and ancient tomes, and I do find that literature enlightens the soul and broadens the mind. Take this fine piece as an example. Such imagery and imagination!
Sir, for reasons that need not trouble Lady B___, I find myself interviewing for a new maid. I do set a table in front of a seat, and ask the prospective maid to proceed. Her response is most unexpected, but the presentation was not without charm. I hire the maid.
Retro AltBoobWorld : Elle Macpherson from Sports Illustrated (1990). The one-boob swimsuit was very popular and fashionable in AltBoobWorld.
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This little alcove brings good luck to any who stand within it, according to local lore. Who knows if it's true? But many try, just in case it does work.
