Sir_Lord_B Nude Leaks
The outfits in this clothing catalog are very glamorous
AltBoobWorld's IKEA stores are very similar to the ones in your world.
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Sir, Upon visiting my usual Turkish baths in Bishopsgate I did find them closed for repairs. I discovered another, some little way down the road. The practices within were of such great difference to Bishopsgate that I ran from the building in great shock. I may, however, return again next week.
Sir, as a noted philanthropist, I do oft employ those who I feel need the greatest assistance. Maid Lilibet was from such a humble background that she had not even sat upon a chair before entering service. I gain great comfort from educating the deserving poor and documenting their progress.
Sir, Lady B___ do demand new garden furniture in anticipation of the warmer weather. I request a catalogue by post from the local merchant. The illustrations within were modern and enlightening. This particular configuration looks to be most comfortable and welcoming. I have placed my order.
The exchange student from AltBoobWorld wonders why everyone in your world is staring and whispering. Has she said something wrong?
When you return from a trip to AltBoobWorld, it can take a little time to adjust back again
Summer season clothing is now in at the Areola Boutique in AltBoobWorld! This comfortable open-fronted dress is perfect for casual wear indoors or out in the sun
Sir, I instruct my staff to prepare rooms for my guests, but they insist upon practicing their act "The Tumbling Maldinis" for the summer fayre. I offer some instruction and stage direction which is gladly accepted and do you know, I think their act may win a prize in the village this Summer.
Sir, Lady B do declare that the staff are idling and are not working as per their contract. I do inspect their work ethic on a regular basis and I find no fault. I vouch to watch the staff closely.
Sirs, Of late there have been a great many advertisement leaflets strewn around our club. I have endeavoured to remove them all, and have punished the maid who let the urchins in to distribute them. Please report any unwarranted postings and commentary. Thank you.
Sir, Once more I find myself interviewing for a new maid. A great many did apply, and so I have implemented a new system of interview and assessment. I am now considering the final three candidates, but it is most difficult to decide between them.
Sir, Recently, Lord Pussetshaft proposed 'A Lady, when inverted, do resemble a Gentleman, and none can tell them apart'. After much Brandy and debate, we reached no firm conclusion. I called for two servants, but alas they were unable to remain still for the duration of the photographic exposure
Sir, my Housekeeper has neglected to place an order for cotton cloths; as such the maids claim they are unable to do further cleaning. I swiftly intervene before this laziness takes hold of the entire house. The ragged clothing of my staff makes a fine substitute, and also saves me money.
There's a discount on stout beer tonight at The CrΓΊiscΓnΓ Bar in AltBoobWorld for everyone wearing green. Happy St Patrick's Day!
An open-fronted outfit is a comfortable, natural and subtle style for any occasion
Comfortable and casual when working from home
Love this dress - the open fronted style makes it perfect for summer days in the park or the harbor
Sir, Having filled the cellar with wines,spirits & brandies, I find myself short on funds. Laundry seems excessively expensive, but a philanthropist like myself would never ask staff to pay for their clothing to be washed. Thus I devise an alternative scheme to ensure that their clothes remain clean
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Tomorrow's fashions.. today!
Retro AltBoobWorld : The Ladybirds, a fashionable 1960s girl band
Agriculture is an important part of life in AltBoobWorld - and it's a busy time of year. But our fashions and styles help to keep the hard-working farmer cool
Retro AltBoobWorld : Trying on the latest 1960s fashions
Sir, I receive a letter from Gussy Herbert, who is currently on government work overseas. "I have grown the best moustache. It is the most fashionable style these days". He encloses a photo. I am uncertain whose whiskers are the most impressive, but I do not yet compose a reply.
Retro AltBoobWorld : one of the benefits of the open-fronted outfit is the ability to stand nearer to a metal bar than with other fashion styles.
I love the strange daytime shows on AltBoobWorld TV. Here, the host drives around in a car and chats with a guest about topics of the day. I think they're discussing how beautiful AltBoobWorld is.
I've heard that there are places where nipples are pierced for jewelry and yet the nipples are always covered up. This makes no sense in AltBoobWorld
Buy and ride your bicycle in 2023 for health, fitness, environment and fun!
This stylish outfit has a clever strap design that frames and flatters the boobs while giving a fashionable modern look - perfect for summer
The glamor of a one-boob dress is well suited to the older lady - here, perfectly finished off with a complementing necklace
Sir, Lord Pullborough tells me a curious tale. Whenever his maid do show him her Lady Jane, an apparition appears in his late wife's looking glass. I scoff at such a preposterous story, but Pullborough provides proof. I retire to my library with the photograph, a large brandy and a lens.
This lady has opened a simple cafe and bar in AltBoobWorld on a shoestring budget. Love the wooden pallet decor!
Tomorrow's fashions... today
Sir, A business luncheon with Lord Whippincot, a most pious man. I fear his shock at maid Clara's interpretation of a 'welcoming spread' could be heard in the next village. However, Whippincott later tips me a nod and offers much government work. I am most impressed with Clara's business skills.
There's a great view from up here
The 1970's are often dismissed as "the decade that taste forgot", but some of the styles of the time are still fashionable today
An open-fronted mini-dress is the outfit of choice for parties and clubs
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Sir, If it pleases you to read this promotional correspondence,The lingua ligatum is a fully automatic machine that engages in a most unhygienic practice for the benefit of your wife. Made of gutta-percha & India rubber, this realistic device is extremely economical in its use of coal (2hrs warm-up)
