Retro AltBoobWorld : A business suit style that was popular in the 1990s. Today a much more relaxed, gentle open fronted style is the norm.
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady is enjoying a coffee on the steps of her apartment. It's her routine every morning; to watch the folks go by and to enjoy the moment
Sir, Elspeth is my trusted Maid and it is she alone who is permitted to clean in my studio, hidden as it is in the East Wing where Lady B___ knows not. I ask Elspeth to help me test my new lens bellows and, I have to say, we are both most excited upon the outcome of the wet collodion process.
Sir,I set maid Ida to clean the grates but am interrupted by Lady B___ returning with furniture for her rooms. I divert the maid to assist me with its positioning. Ida is concerned her clothes, streaked as they are with Black Lead, might convey dirt & smuts to the new seat. A remedy is soon found
Sir, A great commotion in the drawing room.Maid Molly explains she was standing upon Ada's shoulders to better reach the drapes for cleaning; she slipped and all came down. A gust of wind blew their clothes clean away. Concerned for their safety, I supervise the completion of their work together.
Retro AltBoobWorld : A girl band of the 1960s
For special occasions, you may want a special dress, and this one is hard to beat. What a beautiful open fronted design, love how the fastening straps dangle to frame the boobs
The décolleté style is very popular this year - the subtle style can make a change from some of the more extreme fashions that we've had recently (some were practically topless! Outrageous! )
In a hot workshop, open fronted designs are practical as well as fashionable
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady loves playing guitar hero
Goth on CCTV
Sir, I once more find myself interviewing new staff. Vera is a most uninspiring candidate, unsure of basic domestic tasks. However my opinion is quickly changed when she offers to show me her credentials. She is hired with immediate effect.
Sir, an evening alone in one's library with a glass or two of fine French Brandy and some fascinating historical manuscripts and documents to browse. One can learn so much. I find this invention, by an ancestor I believe, which is referred to as "The most glorious of holes"
I'm in a bit of a rush today, so here's a quick pic from an AltBoobWorld clothing catalog. I hope this gives you insight into fashions here
Sir, I am ashamed to write that this area of a lady's unmentionable business was most foreign to me. I have to say, I am most impressed with their aim. It is far superior to my own.
Story of O / O-dress series - see comments for index to all recent O-Dress posts
Retro AltBoobWorld : dressed for a night out, 1960s
Sir, My good friend Lord Codlington implores me to join him on a railway journey of many days duration. I decline most fervently, it is a bone-shaking soot-laden experience. He then shows me an illustrated brochure from the railway company, and I feel the urge to reappraise this most modern travel
Sirs and Madames, It has been brought to my attention that the newer area of our club (colloquially known as the "redesign") did not convey the club rules as clearly as the old wing does. I have instructed this to be remedied at once; the staff responsible to then be punished.
Sir, With much dismay I receive news that the celebrated gentleman's club "Only Fan Dancers" will no longer be presenting dancers or fans or any kind of amusement that might interest the discerning patron. I have opened private correspondence with "Mimi" to inquire if she may offer a private service
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : At the festival
O-Dress #13
Sir, I have been told that my policy of making staff share sleeping quarters and beds is improper and unhygienic. However, whenever I quietly peer through the keyhole to check upon their welfare, it seems that my staff very much enjoy sharing each other's company
Sir, Squiffy Henderson bets me 5 guineas that I cannot show him something he has never seen before. "I have seen everything in the world" he proclaims. Once home I select two maids to pose for a photolithograph. Tonight,I receive Henderson's 5 guineas and have a very pretty picture for private study
There's excitement and then there's disappointment : these girls are watching UEFA Euro 2020
"Would you like to join me on this sofa?" "No, it is too low for me. I prefer a higher seat"
Next season's fashion - love the balance and contrast of hair covering her left eye while her left boob is uncovered. It's a stylish look that's sure to be copied
Natural, understated everyday glamour - an open fronted dress is the fashionable way to look and feel great
O-Dress #45
O-Dress #15
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady is working from home today. She is wearing her favorite open fronted dress - there's a zoom meeting later so she wants to look her best
Sir, I overhear maid Lottie bemoaning that she is unable to afford a new hat to wear this summer. I suggest that I accompany her to a milliner store this very Saturday and that I will pay for her new hat, on condition that she might pose for a photolithograph. I am much noted for my philanthropy.
An open fronted top gives you a beautiful, natural look
Sir, the Spanish Bullfighters are in town with their travelling show. I offer to put them up for one guinea per night, including full breakfast and all the maids they might need. I make a goodly sum on the deal, and the maids got a half price ticket to the bull fighting show. Everyone was most happy
Paramedic at work
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : Self-serve fuel pumps have recently been introduced here
Fashions tomorrow.. today! At the AltBoobWorld catwalk, the newest styles are on show
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady bought a new dress especially to attending a friend's garden party
Geri Halliwell visits AltBoobWorld
This dramatic open fronted outfit is sure to get you noticed in business meetings
Sir, I am delighted to announce that our little club recently amassed some 20,000 members. I have invited my staff to attend a celebratory ball. They have practised their dancing, and although some expressed concern upon affording fancy clothes, I assured them that this really wouldn't be a problem.
In a moment she will realise those flowers aren't real