Sir_Lord_B Nude Leaks
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : waiting for the taxi to take her to the party. They said they'd be here 40 minutes ago!
Sir, The new maid arrives. I instruct her to make a fire in the parlour. She acts with such anxiety that I take her aside to ask what is wrong. She is most fearful of igniting the flammable starches and Reckitt's Blue in her pinafore gown. I suggest a solution,and offer to keep watch against sparks`
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Sir, maid Clara requests that she might see the Maypole dancing and May blossom at the village May Day festivities. I deny this as she has fires to light and rugs to beat. Later feeling sorrow, I invite her to my chamber where I dress her in May blossom. In a while I may have a May pole for her also
Just like in your world, ladies in AltBoobWorld like to dress up to go out for the evening
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : She wore her favorite one-boob dress to the club, but didn't get a dance or a date. She went home alone. Maybe she'll get lucky next week.
O-Dress #50
Sir, Noises below stairs: I find maid Clara embracing the rogue greengrocer in a most obscene manner. Clara explains their embrace is a celebration of Empire Day, reflecting our glorious kingdom spanning both North and South hemispheres. I sit with a brandy to enjoy their celebrations in full.
Tomorrow's fashions - today!
O-Dress #2
In AltBoobWorld the clothing style looks so good, you just can't resist a selfie!
Sir, I awaken to shrieks and groans below. Fearing burglars or the blaggard greengrocer, I do venture down. I find maid Elspeth embracing Cook. Elspeth informs me that Cook has 'Ladies troubles' and she is administering a restorative. Embarrassed, I grant them both a day off and bid them goodnight
Sir, at the end of a tiresome day I usually shout at servants, which brightens my spirits greatly. Today, seeking a change, I instead challenge Maid Elsie to a game of strip billiards. She is not a very good player. Which curiously makes the game more enjoyable.
Sir, Lady B___ is most insistent that I no longer require new staff to remove their garments during the interview process. I reluctantly comply. In unrelated philanthropy, I have today decided to provide all new staff with uniforms. Scientific studies must be made to ensure proper fit.
Sir, I have often contemplated that the fairer sex of foreign lands do so often dress in a mysterious and attractive way that is so rarely seen at home.
Equally.. no idea of the context here. But she's equal.
A new lunchtime cafe bar and theater has opened in downtown AltBoobWorld - why not enjoy a piano recital and a cup of delicious coffee there tomorrow?
Sir, Maid Tillie does diligently dust the chaise lounge, and I complement her on this. She responds that she wishes that she might one day afford to sit upon such luxury, but cannot. I have a spare chaise lounge she may sit upon as a treat. But she must not soil it with her dirty work clothes.
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This lady presents a weekly cooking show on Twitch. She's doing a "foods of the world" theme at present. Today's recipe is Kopytka, a potato dumpling from Poland.
Sir, Wishing to engage in the hobby of "Bicycling", I request particulars from the ironmonger. The photolithographs sent by return post were most enlightening. The "Safety no. 2" comes with both a leather saddle bag and an impressive carbide lamp. It is hard to resist such a well equipped model.
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : At the beginners bowling class, basic techniques are yet to be explained
Love this top - a simple style that looks so natural
Sir, Lady B___ complains that our garden appears low status, demanding classical statues to remedy this. The stonemason quotes such an inflated price that I send him away at once. Maid Nora do then appear to offer drinks to my departing guest, and an idea occurs. She has a most classical figure.
O-Dress #33
In AltBoobWorld, open fronted dresses outsell other styles by 3:1 . It's easy to see why.
"So... you have to keep them covered up, even if they're pierced? Why would you wear pretty jewelry if it's covered up?" This lady contemplates life outside AltBoobWorld
Who can resist wearing a sundress like this?
The AltBoobWorld reboot of The Fantastic Four looks good
Sir, In these troublesome times of the pox and the syphilis, I do insist upon cleanliness among all my staff. To this end, I have instructed Mr John Henry Pepper to install a most miraculous window whereupon I may see in but the staff do not see out, such that I may observe their proper bathing.
O-Dress #39
Evening wear is usually open fronted - it adds so much more glamour
A one-boob evening dress is a sophisticated style
For the interest of club members, "Rosie and Her Wooden Hoop" will be giving a demonstration of the most efficacious and modern scientific fitness regime for both Ladies and Gentlemen. Thu 9pm and 11pm. Brandies and cigars after.
Retro AltBoobWorld fashions
Sirs and Madames, I see that members of our orchestra have arrived and are already 'tuning up'. Please be seated for this evening's performance, which will be starting upon the hour.
Reporting from this curious place known as AltBoobWorld, I am happy to answer questions about life here. Some of the questions are a little strange though. "Are sunhats worn in AltBoobWorld?" Yes, they are. Hope that helps.
Retro AltBoobWorld : "Guitar groups are on their way out" - this popular girl band was turned down several times by record companies in the 1960's before achieving chart success
Retro AltBoobWorld : A business suit style that was popular in the 1990s. Today a much more relaxed, gentle open fronted style is the norm.
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady is enjoying a coffee on the steps of her apartment. It's her routine every morning; to watch the folks go by and to enjoy the moment
