When an outfit's so good, it demands a selfie. That's everyday in AltBoobWorld!
There's a franchise fair at the AltBoobWorld conference center. This lady is holding a presentation on her printer ink franchise. There's plenty of demand - everyone like cheap ink!
No, they're not ghosts! These classically styled dresses look great for functions and parties. Though less commonly seen in woodland. Maybe they are ghosts after all?
She's got her summer dress, but is unsure about this spot on the beach
A fresh style of top, most often seen in the hot summer months
O-Dress #51
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : an evening with friends
Retro AltBoobWorld : The 1970s were a time of great fashion changes
A great outfit for the costume party - but will she win a prize?
From an AltBoobWorld clothing catalog, known as style Européen. A conservative dress with a more open exposed top
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : It's a pleasant day for a stroll
A pretty summer dress, with comfort and style for any occasion
This lady has just taken over the running of the AltBoobWorld taverna in the town. It's a traditional European style of bar, and very welcoming.
Retro AltBoobWorld : The 1970s were a time of great fashion changes NOW IN COLOR!
I fear this lady was attempting to trick a visitor into believing that it is fashionable for ladies to smoke cigars in AltBoobWorld. That's not the case, don't be fooled!
Warm up, exercise, cool down, stay fashionable : This open fronted two piece sports kit is just what you need
Facebook just reminded this lady when she got her EV charging point installed 2 years ago
A mysterious lady in front of a mysterious door. But there's nothing mysterious about her clothes - that's an open fronted top, a very popular style here in AltBoobWorld.
Here we see the natural curves and relaxing fit of a one boob dress, perfect for warm summer days
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady is enjoying the party at her friend's house. Everyone is complementing her on her pretty summer dress
Sir, Murmurings of dissent below stairs tell of philanthropic employers in the North who provide recreational activities for staff. I must quash this at once. I arrange a Saturday Social, where staff may play games and sports. Greek Olympiad rules apply and I nominate myself as umpire to keep score.
This off the shoulder dress has a great open fronted style, the diagonal under boob to back shoulder line gives it an unusual look that's sure to be a talking point
Such a great, casual one-boob style here
Everyday casually happy
Sir, I note that certain criticisms have been made in regard to my practices as an employer. I must defend myself against spurious tittle-tattle! It may be true that I levy a 3d weekly uniform surcharge, but this is entirely optional. Some staff are quite happy to forgo uniforms.
Old friends at a party
festival hippy
O-Dress #49
A vacation in AltBoobWorld gives you clean air and stunning views
Sir, On advising the fairer sex upon bicycle riding, I observed that it is best avoided, for their dresses and petticoats are at great danger of entanglement. However, a way around any problem can usually be discovered.
Sir, A stormy night, gales howling and my very house shakes. A crash awakes me but the dark night impedes. A lightning flash briefly illuminates the room as if day & I see a most terrible figure. I leap beneath the blanket, hoping that it is maid Molly. She sometimes visits at night for extra wages.
Sir, To-day I do retire early to my library, whereupon I engage to study some most enlightening historical documents. Partaking of a large brandy, I do later find myself imagining maid Mary, Lord Bigglestaff and myself in such a union. It is strangely agreeable.
This lady has taken precautions against mosquitoes with her big net tent. But it's unnecessary! A curious fact is that mosquitoes don't bite your boobs, at least not in AltBoobWorld. Scientists have so far been unable to explain why, despite endless studies.
The comfort and support of an open fronted sports top is easy to see here
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : At the hardware store
Sir, Many of my staff do not read or write well. Today I did bring The Times and The Pall Mall Gazette for my staff to practice reading, but they were most vexed about getting ink from the print upon their clothes. Once this problem was resolved, it was a great joy to help educate these poor girls.
Each year, thousands flock to the Windlesham Royal Garden Party in AltBoobWorld. It is a place to see and be seen, and many attendees compete to wear the most outrageous hats, and to accessorise their look in unusual ways
Sir, On learning of my inheritance I moved swiftly to survey my new estate. I was astounded to find a full house of staff yet fires untended and rooms thick with dust. I intent on admonishing the maids, but they invited me to observe their modern methods, which I did out of politeness.
Meanwhile, in AltBoobWorld, the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album remains uncontroversial
Sir, Lord Cunliffe visits and criticizes my treatment of staff."Treat them well & they repay the kindness" He taps his nose. On his words I move maid Molly from the horse stables to a bed of her own. Her delight doth verily warm my heart. If her work improves I may grant her the privilege of clothes
"Did I forget something? Oh yeah my hat. Here it is"