Sir, a postcard arrives from Gussy Herbert. "On Government business to the Empire. Am stuck in Paris, but negotiating some imaginative trade deals".
Sir, Upon employing two new maids, I was pleasantly surprised to note how they worked most harmoniously together. Further, my insistence that maids share accommodation to reduce costs is usually met with much disagreement, but my new staff were most delighted with the shared sleeping arrangements.
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : These ladies are adjudicating at the finish line of the AltBoobWorld 24 hour bicycle race
I'm in town today to see the planning office about my new garage. I'm not sure I've got the right paperwork, and the secretary doesn't think so either.
Even when you're at home, you can still look your best in a pretty one-boob outfit
A New Dress
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : The Easter market is busy today
On a warm spring day, it's good to feel the air on your boobs
Unfortunately, Lady B___ did not believe my explanation that the artist girl from the village merely wished to avoid soiling her delicate clothes with paint.
An open-fronted dress is a comfortable, flexible and practical style. Be glamorous always!
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : Ghosts! A strange orb appears over this lady's left arm as she sits in a cemetery!
From the mods to new & old members : Note that everyone is encouraged to post pictures, texts or drawings of vintage content. You don't have to write silly titles if that's not your thing. Photos should be around 90 years old or more, 1950s glamour doesn't really fit here. Thanks & welcome!
A beautiful scene of love
Sir, Upon reading of the modern "Sapphic Love" in a book within my library, I had some maids attempt the embrace as described. I have to say that I concur with Her Majesty Queen Victoria - I cannot imagine this arrangement being very pleasurable. Although I did enjoy watching the procedure.
Milena Velba demonstrates the comfort and casual style of the boob-hole top
Tonight on AltBoobWorld TV : "The last Queen of France - a History of Marie Antoinette"
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : She's certainly pleased with her new radiator
The one-boob top started as a protest against established fashion styles during the punk movement of the 1970s. It's now popular and worn everyday. It's such a great casual style!
Sir, it most pleases me to share a photolithograph of my maid Rosie. She is most enthusiastic upon the gentlefolk inspecting her particulars. Daily, she is up at 4:30am to light my fire, I can postulate.
We love the red open-fronted top and matching nail color. Lip color is a complementing blend of tone between nail and nipple, which gives a soft, natural feel. A great style!
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : She spilled wine on her one-boob dress, and now has to hold her arm in that position to hide it. So far nobody has noticed.
Blake demonstrates the glamour and practical flexibility of different open-fronted outfits in this short video clip
Excerpt from the Boobs Out fitness video - remember, if you're not bouncing you're not burning
My new maid from overseas brings with her an unusual custom, and one that I am intrigued to introduce to my other staff. It is a most hygenic practice.
You probably can't afford this outfit, but if you're attending a movie premiere or award presentation in AltBoobWorld, this is a great dress to choose
Happy St Patrick's Day - as also celebrated in AltBoobWorld
Eveningwear glamour
Sir, it is a great delight to have a maid who is interested in my photographic hobby. She is always most keen to earn an extra shilling.
This hotel chain in AltBoobWorld has a fashionable outfit for all their staff
Summer will soon be here again - whats your favorite summer fashion?
Clubbing with her boobs out - that's a great outfit and that's the AltBoobWorld way
Sir, A comely lady of many merits did supply to me by post a photolithograph that I at once believed to have been optically modified with a bubble-nancy lens, as is the fashion of to-day. However, upon meeting said lady, I did discover to my great enjoyment that she was all she purported to be.
An open fronted top can save on laundry bills when working in the garden
The topless dress craze of 1964 (see comments for link to interesting article)
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : "Oh wait.. yes, she's just walked in the door now" - have you got THAT FRIEND who's always late for everything?
In the office where casual attire isn't allowed, there are many business suit options that keep the fashion style you prefer
In AltBoobWorld, some clothing is modern and fashionable, and some is more traditional
Sir, Lady B___ complains at length that her looking-glass be all distorted. I at once do attend to the problem. With Maid Hettie assisting, I spend 2 hours, perhaps more, diligently studying the mirror glass from all angles, but have to declare that it is working to my discerning satisfaction.
The open-fronted top is such an elegant, fashionable design that you can wear anywhere
"Hello? What? There's now 50,000 subscribers to r/AltBoobWorld? You're kidding me, right?"