Meanwhile, in town, the local TV news is interviewing shoppers about the potential closure of the market. This lady isn't pleased about it.
Sir, Following a dispute with the local milliner, I find myself without anyone to repair the hat I wear for Sunday best. Maid Elly offers to help, she has previously worked in such a role. My hat is returned with a remarkable velour, and many did whisper and comment upon it at Church.
Tomorrow's fashions ... today
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Sir, as a noted philanthropist, I do oft employ those who I feel need the greatest assistance. Maid Lilibet was from such a humble background that she had not even sat upon a chair before entering service. I gain great comfort from educating the deserving poor and documenting their progress.
Sir, Lady B___ do demand new garden furniture in anticipation of the warmer weather. I request a catalogue by post from the local merchant. The illustrations within were modern and enlightening. This particular configuration looks to be most comfortable and welcoming. I have placed my order.
When you return from a trip to AltBoobWorld, it can take a little time to adjust back again
Summer season clothing is now in at the Areola Boutique in AltBoobWorld! This comfortable open-fronted dress is perfect for casual wear indoors or out in the sun
Sir, I instruct my staff to prepare rooms for my guests, but they insist upon practicing their act "The Tumbling Maldinis" for the summer fayre. I offer some instruction and stage direction which is gladly accepted and do you know, I think their act may win a prize in the village this Summer.
Sir, Once more I find myself interviewing for a new maid. A great many did apply, and so I have implemented a new system of interview and assessment. I am now considering the final three candidates, but it is most difficult to decide between them.
Sir, my Housekeeper has neglected to place an order for cotton cloths; as such the maids claim they are unable to do further cleaning. I swiftly intervene before this laziness takes hold of the entire house. The ragged clothing of my staff makes a fine substitute, and also saves me money.
Comfortable and casual when working from home
Sir, Having filled the cellar with wines,spirits & brandies, I find myself short on funds. Laundry seems excessively expensive, but a philanthropist like myself would never ask staff to pay for their clothing to be washed. Thus I devise an alternative scheme to ensure that their clothes remain clean
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Retro AltBoobWorld : The Ladybirds, a fashionable 1960s girl band
Retro AltBoobWorld : Trying on the latest 1960s fashions
Retro AltBoobWorld : one of the benefits of the open-fronted outfit is the ability to stand nearer to a metal bar than with other fashion styles.
I love the strange daytime shows on AltBoobWorld TV. Here, the host drives around in a car and chats with a guest about topics of the day. I think they're discussing how beautiful AltBoobWorld is.
I've heard that there are places where nipples are pierced for jewelry and yet the nipples are always covered up. This makes no sense in AltBoobWorld
Buy and ride your bicycle in 2023 for health, fitness, environment and fun!
The glamor of a one-boob dress is well suited to the older lady - here, perfectly finished off with a complementing necklace
Sir, Lord Pullborough tells me a curious tale. Whenever his maid do show him her Lady Jane, an apparition appears in his late wife's looking glass. I scoff at such a preposterous story, but Pullborough provides proof. I retire to my library with the photograph, a large brandy and a lens.
This lady has opened a simple cafe and bar in AltBoobWorld on a shoestring budget. Love the wooden pallet decor!
Tomorrow's fashions... today
Sir, A business luncheon with Lord Whippincot, a most pious man. I fear his shock at maid Clara's interpretation of a 'welcoming spread' could be heard in the next village. However, Whippincott later tips me a nod and offers much government work. I am most impressed with Clara's business skills.
The 1970's are often dismissed as "the decade that taste forgot", but some of the styles of the time are still fashionable today
An open-fronted mini-dress is the outfit of choice for parties and clubs
Experience life in AltBoobWorld through these TV clips (see replies for full list and updates)
Welcome to new subscribers - almost 400 in the past 24 hours! AltBoobWorld is an alt universe where this style is fashionable and commonplace. It's more about the clothing than "ooh sexy boobs". It's topless equality, it's commentary, and ultimately it's just fun. It's fashion, not flashing!
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady is tidying the spare room ready for Christmas guests to stay
Sir, A telegram from Gussy Herbert whereupon he declares that he has enjoyed a Prussian Chuckaboo. I imagine that this might be a spiced sweetmeat dish, but on referring to my illustrated dictionary, I was quite shocked as to the practice. Although I note that it does seem good value
Japanese girls swap swimsuits with the men and find they become more athletic - topless for the win! (see comments for link to longer clip that tells the story better)
A popular fashion tip from AltBoobWorld : To avoid too much "bare chest", especially if you have big boobs, wear a chunky medallion - it looks great and beautifully finishes the outfit
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : The party is really getting going, the guests are so excited as the host is about to reveal the new range of Tupperware for 2023!
This local CEO is recruiting IT devs and maintenance in the AltBoobWorld area. Get along to the Bubbis Hotel on Friday, bring a CV
Retro AltBoobWorld : Bonnie Logan is impressed with the size of this knocker
"Little help with the straps on this?"
On your first visit to AltBoobWorld you might feel a little shy. Maybe it feels strange to walk around in public with your boobs out. But it's stylish, comfortable and fashionable, and you'll soon wonder why you didn't try it before!
"Hello? What?! AltBoobWorld now has 60,000 subscribers? You're kidding me? How did that happen? Don't they have anything better to do?"
Memories of summer
On a lazy, rainy weekday afternoon, there's nothing better than watching the old 1970s TV show re-runs on AltBoobWorld TV, and laughing at the fashions. Love their hair!
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : Many of her friends have turned up for this lady's birthday party - it's going great!