Sir, following an embarrassing evening with Lord Napier, whereupon my ignorance of mathematics was much exposed, I have sought to further my scholarly knowledge. I may admit initial uncertainty, but with assistance from my servants I quickly learnt and understood the Pythagorean theorem.
Destroy my little Chinese holes sir 🤩
Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and one that lady B____ knows little about.My staff,on receipt of a hibernal bonus,are tolerably efficacious.Indeed,maids Frances and Elsie have offered to warm my Christmas Brandy in the modern manner. I am most content.
Sir, I recently made a great saving upon hiring a maid - most eager for employment - for a penny under rate. She was so poor that she did not have work clothes. We soon came to an amicable arrangement until such time as she can afford new attire. I have taken a keen interest in her work of late
Sir, In these troublesome times of the pox and the syphilis, I do insist upon cleanliness among all my staff. To this end, I have instructed Mr John Henry Pepper to install a most miraculous window whereupon I may see in but the staff do not see out, such that I may observe their proper bathing.
Can we try anal sir?
Ais from behind
French girl
Purple Skirt in the Mirror, Nothing Else On
Sir Meliodas! 🥵 Elizabeth Liones by Catty XO
ehm, excuse me sir, you have some sand on your dick, please let me help you 😈
I’m just a hole sir
Do I look innocent enough sir ?
Window dressing
Hi Sir! Rectal exams can be very pleasurable if you let take care of you. Allow me to demonstrate
Allow Sir to appease that appetite, little Girl.
Daria Shishova
Sir I swear I wasn’t speeding. 🙄💕
Caitlin Stasey (full AIC)
"Please sirs, when do the ice skate trials begin?"
fun in the kitchen
Sir, Lady B___ complains that our garden appears low status, demanding classical statues to remedy this. The stonemason quotes such an inflated price that I send him away at once. Maid Nora do then appear to offer drinks to my departing guest, and an idea occurs. She has a most classical figure.
Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have enlisted my maid Elsie in testing my idea.
