Sir, On a recent visit to Lord Shaftesbury he suggested we take a cab into town. I expressed my displeasure at a bone-shaking ride in a Hansom cab, but he tapped his nose and smiled. I can confidently say I have never had such an enjoyable ride in luxurious comfort.
Your unrelenting dedication and drive deserves the worthiest of Sirs rewards.
Sir, Wishing to engage in the hobby of "Bicycling", I request particulars from the ironmonger. The photolithographs sent by return post were most enlightening. The "Safety no. 2" comes with both a leather saddle bag and an impressive carbide lamp. It is hard to resist such a well equipped model.
Sir ordered this toy to show off on here. This toy doesn’t deserve Him. It’s just a slut made to be publicly humiliated for His entertainment.
Am I your type Sir?🥴
Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised that she could make a large snake arise within minutes. I have had some difficulty in this area recently, and so I could not refuse the offer. Her performance was not quite as expected, but still had merit.
"Will you play with us, sir?"
Rhian Sugden
Sir, Maid Tillie does diligently dust the chaise lounge, and I complement her on this. She responds that she wishes that she might one day afford to sit upon such luxury, but cannot. I have a spare chaise lounge she may sit upon as a treat. But she must not soil it with her dirty work clothes.
Can you come look at these reports with me sir? 😘
Sir, I have often contemplated that the fairer sex of foreign lands do so often dress in a mysterious and attractive way that is so rarely seen at home.
Call Sir crazy, but I can’t see what all of the fuss is about with having to ‘work from home’.
Sir, Lady B___ is most insistent that I no longer require new staff to remove their garments during the interview process. I reluctantly comply. In unrelated philanthropy, I have today decided to provide all new staff with uniforms. Scientific studies must be made to ensure proper fit.
Sir, at the end of a tiresome day I usually shout at servants, which brightens my spirits greatly. Today, seeking a change, I instead challenge Maid Elsie to a game of strip billiards. She is not a very good player. Which curiously makes the game more enjoyable.
Sir, I awaken to shrieks and groans below. Fearing burglars or the blaggard greengrocer, I do venture down. I find maid Elspeth embracing Cook. Elspeth informs me that Cook has 'Ladies troubles' and she is administering a restorative. Embarrassed, I grant them both a day off and bid them goodnight
Sir, in these troubling times of miasmas and the pox, I have instructed staff to ensure my house is well cleansed and free of bad airs. My maid Ada doth have a diligent attitude to cleaning, which I find myself regularly admiring
May I sit on your face sir?
Sir,Lady B___ has purchased a new screen for her chamber,but is most vexed upon it's quality,or lack thereof. With Maid Molly assisting I do prove that a naked form is invisible from the reverse of the screen. So effective was it that I found I must continually check Maid Molly was still in place.
![[f] do you like my rope work sir?](https://i.anacams.com/content/149000/t_392f89c194187d31c98fe340d30079e4.jpg)
[F] Do you like my rope work sir?
(„ಡωಡ„) Do my tiddies qualify sir~?
housekeeping is here to serve you sir 🥺
Sir, Noises below stairs: I find maid Clara embracing the rogue greengrocer in a most obscene manner. Clara explains their embrace is a celebration of Empire Day, reflecting our glorious kingdom spanning both North and South hemispheres. I sit with a brandy to enjoy their celebrations in full.
All dressed up for my Sir. How do you like the belt?☺️
