Hi Sir! Rectal exams can be very pleasurable if you let take care of you. Allow me to demonstrate
Allow Sir to appease that appetite, little Girl.
Daria Shishova
Sir I swear I wasn’t speeding. 🙄💕
Caitlin Stasey (full AIC)
"Please sirs, when do the ice skate trials begin?"
fun in the kitchen
Sir, Lady B___ complains that our garden appears low status, demanding classical statues to remedy this. The stonemason quotes such an inflated price that I send him away at once. Maid Nora do then appear to offer drinks to my departing guest, and an idea occurs. She has a most classical figure.
Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have enlisted my maid Elsie in testing my idea.
Good Day to you Sir 😘
Sir, On a recent visit to Lord Shaftesbury he suggested we take a cab into town. I expressed my displeasure at a bone-shaking ride in a Hansom cab, but he tapped his nose and smiled. I can confidently say I have never had such an enjoyable ride in luxurious comfort.
Your unrelenting dedication and drive deserves the worthiest of Sirs rewards.
Sir, Wishing to engage in the hobby of "Bicycling", I request particulars from the ironmonger. The photolithographs sent by return post were most enlightening. The "Safety no. 2" comes with both a leather saddle bag and an impressive carbide lamp. It is hard to resist such a well equipped model.
Sir ordered this toy to show off on here. This toy doesn’t deserve Him. It’s just a slut made to be publicly humiliated for His entertainment.
Am I your type Sir?🥴
Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised that she could make a large snake arise within minutes. I have had some difficulty in this area recently, and so I could not refuse the offer. Her performance was not quite as expected, but still had merit.
"Will you play with us, sir?"
Rhian Sugden
Sir, Maid Tillie does diligently dust the chaise lounge, and I complement her on this. She responds that she wishes that she might one day afford to sit upon such luxury, but cannot. I have a spare chaise lounge she may sit upon as a treat. But she must not soil it with her dirty work clothes.
Can you come look at these reports with me sir? 😘
Sir, I have often contemplated that the fairer sex of foreign lands do so often dress in a mysterious and attractive way that is so rarely seen at home.
Call Sir crazy, but I can’t see what all of the fuss is about with having to ‘work from home’.
Sir, Lady B___ is most insistent that I no longer require new staff to remove their garments during the interview process. I reluctantly comply. In unrelated philanthropy, I have today decided to provide all new staff with uniforms. Scientific studies must be made to ensure proper fit.
