Sir, I awaken to shrieks and groans below. Fearing burglars or the blaggard greengrocer, I do venture down. I find maid Elspeth embracing Cook. Elspeth informs me that Cook has 'Ladies troubles' and she is administering a restorative. Embarrassed, I grant them both a day off and bid them goodnight
Sir, in these troubling times of miasmas and the pox, I have instructed staff to ensure my house is well cleansed and free of bad airs. My maid Ada doth have a diligent attitude to cleaning, which I find myself regularly admiring
May I sit on your face sir?
Sir,Lady B___ has purchased a new screen for her chamber,but is most vexed upon it's quality,or lack thereof. With Maid Molly assisting I do prove that a naked form is invisible from the reverse of the screen. So effective was it that I found I must continually check Maid Molly was still in place.
![[f] do you like my rope work sir?](https://i.anacams.com/content/149000/t_392f89c194187d31c98fe340d30079e4.jpg)
[F] Do you like my rope work sir?
(„ಡωಡ„) Do my tiddies qualify sir~?
housekeeping is here to serve you sir 🥺
Sir, Noises below stairs: I find maid Clara embracing the rogue greengrocer in a most obscene manner. Clara explains their embrace is a celebration of Empire Day, reflecting our glorious kingdom spanning both North and South hemispheres. I sit with a brandy to enjoy their celebrations in full.
All dressed up for my Sir. How do you like the belt?☺️
Sir, Yesterday I did find maids Rosie and Tillie imagining looking upon themselves in a mirror as if in an above-stairs room. Such fineries are well beyond their means, but out of the kindness of my heart I did offer them a looking-glass each for certain favours, to which they quickly agreed
Ready to serve you sir
Hii
Hii, do u like my tits?
How can I serve you sir?
Notice how big they are Sir!
Gabbie Carter
Sir, maid Clara requests that she might see the Maypole dancing and May blossom at the village May Day festivities. I deny this as she has fires to light and rugs to beat. Later feeling sorrow, I invite her to my chamber where I dress her in May blossom. In a while I may have a May pole for her also
Sir, The new maid arrives. I instruct her to make a fire in the parlour. She acts with such anxiety that I take her aside to ask what is wrong. She is most fearful of igniting the flammable starches and Reckitt's Blue in her pinafore gown. I suggest a solution,and offer to keep watch against sparks`
I'm waiting, Sir. What's next ?
Sir, This 21st June I did instigate a mummery play for my staff to perform, which did give them much joy and merriment. My maid Ada here played Titania, Queen of the Fairies, to great acclaim from the invited audience
"Sir, everytime I take a bath there is a leak over here !"
Excuse me sir, is there anything I can do for extra credit? 🥺
Until you can prove to Sir that you have learned your lesson, this is life now.
