Sir, Lady B___ complains that our garden appears low status, demanding classical statues to remedy this. The stonemason quotes such an inflated price that I send him away at once. Maid Nora do then appear to offer drinks to my departing guest, and an idea occurs. She has a most classical figure.
We had a few drinks at happy hour and then this happened.
Drink it ππ
Want a drink? π₯
Drink my golden nectarπ€€
Iβm Nina and Iβm new hereπ Hope you like my nylons and high heels?
If I were there, I'd have made her shit in that glass and shocked her by drinking it right and there. I mean any straight person would do that. That'd have made the scene 10 times hotter.