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After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
I fear one day I'll leave sis in a coma.
After my first traditional Japanese family meal, my half-sister taught me about the importance of Geisha culture.
My daughter was held back a year in school, but she knows she can always live with me anyway.
When I recovered from fainting, my aunt was still there making the same offer.
When sis and I realized what our divorced neighbor and her son were up to, we had to take turns with the binoculars.
Once a son stands fully grown, mom can't deny his right to bone.
When you've been dumped one too many times and decide to just give your brother a try.
Given how often mom and I hit the gym, it's only natural to want to show off the results to each other.
Aunty says being so "cool" is actually exhausting.
Squirmy sisters are the best.
Any man's dream is a beautiful daughter to greet him at home each day.
When I ask for roast beef every night that dad is away, mom knows what I mean.
Everyone noticed how my cousin was staring at my sister during the last family get-together, so it was suggested they provide the evening's entertainment.
Moms in the '70s weren't in the office, they were at home spending quality time with their sons.
I swear, my sister looks even cuter the morning after.
The first words from my cousin, were to state as her mission: to show me a good time, and every Southern tradition.
Turns out even a cheap, inflatable pool was enough to entice my cousin over.
Even my ditzy cousin paused before following the last "Simon says" instruction.
Not content to be "unofficial" forever, I drove mom to Vegas and proposed on our first night there. My aunts were very supportive witnesses.
Don't leave your children in the car alone. You never know what might happen.
Riding your little brother to get over your ex-boyfriend is only awkward if you look him in the face.
When my cousin wrote that they lived differently out in California, she wasn't kidding. Now I can't imagine leaving.
When sis comes knocking, we both open up.
When I finally set eyes on my first cousin from the home country, I realized our arranged marriage was no bad thing.
"There, can you stop peeking now?" was not the end of it my sister had expected.
A princess should only marry her king.
When shooting movies together for a little extra cash, mom calls me the shy one.
I never mind my niece stopping by my pool; especially when she forgets her swimsuit.
I wasn't a hippie until my sister started discussing the benefits of free love.
I love it when Auntie warms up my cousin for me.
A Spring picnic offers a great way to reconnect with mom.
When sis wants to make me jealous she blows dad in the living room.
Auntie offers the best snacks when her husband is in the other room.
It's never too early in the season to start practicing with my sister.
A noisy dryer gives mom and me just enough cover.
As a brother and sister mature, the wrestling moves do too.
On the weekends, mom thinks up any excuse to ask for help in her bedroom.
I'm helping sis gain confidence in her abilities before she heads off to college.
Auntie insisted we celebrate the recent good news.
If sis doesn't want to be caught by surprise, she shouldn't be lying around naked.
I tell mom not to worry when sis ditches class - she's always at my apartment.
"Wow, Dad, you had a lot of sticky today."
