We joked that u/GAHotwifeCpl was gonna skip a cpl days of her birth control when we hooked up. But after making this look…🤔
Peekaboo pussy
I told my husband that I wasn't joking when I said I was going to let another man use my mouth. All fun and kinky fantasies until I decide to make it a reality.
Ppl think I’m joking when I say I’m a size queen 😅
BF joked that I’d probably have his dick in my hand before we finished lunch - definitely didn’t give me enough credit 😈
If you see this, you have to tell me a joke 😌
I thought the Lunk Alarm at Planet Fitness was a joke until the day I dropped my weights. When the alarm went off, I felt my masculinity drain from my body, leaving me as the female version of myself. Now, I don’t think I could set off the alarm if I wanted to, maybe I’ll just stick to cardio.
She had been on holiday and found what looked like a wooden cage, she had joked with her friend that she would like some funny photos, but now her friend had strung her up and was slowly removing her clothes.
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit (Dross)
insert witty cat joke here
The joke was on Mistress -- she was on a diet anyway!
Danni's Joke of the Week ... ( sound )
My high-school bully made fun of me for being "too feminine" and called me hurtful names for years. Well, jokes on him, because now that I'm a cute college girl, I'm getting raw dogged daily by his well-endowed woke dad. I'm hoping my asspussy is good enough to convince Daddy to divorce his mom 😘
Well, it's not a joke anymore :) ;)
We always joked that my sister had birthing hips. But I guess now it’s time to find out.
“You guys were just joking about me having to be ‘initiated’ in order to go to my first Grammy’s after-party right guys haha - r-right guys-“ - Olivia Rodrigo
When a kennel auctions off a new slavegirl's "virginity" for the sixth or seventh time, it becomes a joke enjoyed by all.
If you see this, you owe me your best joke 🌝💕
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Despite all the jokes, your bully always assured you he'd never actually fuck your mom. He even sent you a video of just how serious he was...
I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
It's all fun & jokes, until you are back in the hotel room and you really film your wife being DPed by two guys
Monogamy is a fucking joke when you're ovulating and feeling sexy.
