After my bud walked in on my gf giving me a half-hearted blowjob, he joked that even he could suck cock better than that. I told him I didnβt believe him
1 dad joke equals 1 boobie squeeze
Omg step bro, I swear I was joking when I said for you to suck my dick!
Sasha Grey casually jacks off her co-star and jokes behind the scenes. Very sensual and fun. π₯π₯π₯
Iβve been wearing this all day underneath my clothes with my friends, I even managed to jokingly sit on one of their Laps! His bulge felt huge
wasnt a joke
Joking time is over
I'll laugh at all your jokes if you're good to me π
It was just a harmless joke,only fooling around.
When Mistress told her she would be the laundry dryer, she thought Mistress was joking.
One of my friends joked about my "flat chest" the other day... If only they knew...
One of my friends joked about my small tits the other day... little do they know π [OC]
Just a joke π
Your femboy roommate starts flirting with you, making jokes about you making him your pet and slave. One night you're sitting on the couch with him and he jokes with you about it again.
I always thought the "high five Eiffel Tower" thing was a joke until I found myself in the middle of one πππ
Your "Jokes" Have Consequences
Lost a bet and had to dress like a maid for the day. My roommates made me a list of chores but when they found out I thought it was a joke and didn't do them, they all ran a train on me until I was all used up and leaking buckets of cum. I never made that mistake again.
Little sis treats everything like a joke.
have u ever heard the joke about the woman with one boob?
Dress up "joke"
Pretend itls just a joke??
Your daughter gets bullied in your house and you canβt do anything. What a joke you are.
"Hang tight, I'll be right back" "Where are you off to in a hurry?" "Any plans tonight or just hanging out?" She was getting SO sick of the jokes they all made when they used her.
I think i broke my clit, I cant cum anymore even with dildo or vibrator⦠(not a joke)