Plastic surgeon said he'd never seen boobs connected before. So glad I didn't get surgery
Sssshhhhhhhh
I'm full of surprises... Like deals on car insurance
He's a dope and a half
I got abandoned in the desert once and a man named Acid Ghost saved me
I set up a Christmas tree today in a safe home
What exactly is the proper asshole to thong ratio?
Uniboobs in a sauna getting sweaty as fuck
I was called uniboob before it was cool
Hot Fuzz at the strip club
Naked and Hairy is My Default
Wild hair all over
If I Just Lay Here...
Welcome to My New Bus
Come Breed Me in My Bus
If my arms were longer, you'd be able to see my face
Y'all mad my hairy ass is in top posts of all time here? Hehe
I'm Crying... First Post. I Used to Be SO Embarrassed of My Uniboob because it was Different. I Looked into Surgery. Places like this Fill Little Faye's Heart with Joy ♥️💜 Also BOOBIES!!
I like to dress up and get kinky
ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Teardrop Tits and Perky Nips
Flop flop
I'd always dance in this mirror at grandma's house, like I knew I was practicing to put nudes on the internet