My dom called me a good little slut after I sacrificed myself so he could get a triple kill!
I'm a dumb slut and wasn't in the team fight because I was warding. The enemy team decided to hunt me down afterwards instead of ending the game~
My ADC and I got caught out, and in they told us they'd let him go if I'd be willing to make a deal with them! Turns out they did let him go, but i'm theirs now.