When your highschool bully asked to crash at your place for a while, you were tempted to leave him to the streets as revenge. However, you decided to be the bigger man and leave the past behind you - plus your girlfriend would be around to make sure he didn't steal anything whilst you were at work!
Your girl never came home from the club last night. I wonder why?
You ever wonder why your girl is so insistent you leave for work early every day?