I know how much you guys hate me after that whole Johnny Depp saga but I was hoping that me serving you drinks and letting you fuck me in all of my holes would make up for it and get me back in your good books. Am I right? - Amber Heard
I hear you have the biggest, thickest, LONGEST cock in the world. I want it in my ass. I don't care if that leaves it gaping with a crater deeper than the grand canyon! 😤 - Dua Lipa