It was so nice (and stupid) of you to send her on a holiday group tour on her own...
Condoms are not necessary either.
Rules were made to be broken.
He deserves to be a cuck being that naive
#HonorOurTroops(Wives)
If oil is involved, it's just a massage
It's just a massage after all...
Not married = Not cheating.
"I'm sorry baby, I promise not to look through your phone again. Please call me back..."
It was the first time she ever touched your cock. You never expected your innocent girlfriend to ask for this...
They call them facials for a reason...
Maybe next year...
You may be locked up, but she sure isn't...
"I had no choice baby! It's not my fault I fucked him, I personally blame imperialist society ...or something. I know what I'm talking about, I'm going to major in Arts/History!"
By the time the wedding rolls around she won't even feel you...
You always did have a thing for your fiancee's bff... too bad she couldn't be trusted
She may have forgot to mention that he has regularly been sending her dick pics... But she honestly thought you were, umm bigger!
[Mom/Sons Friend] They wouldn't, would they?
[18+] Your friend's sister has gained some internet fame 'for some reason' and her brother hates it
Your mom did this for you... the fact that he now fucks her regularly and he still bullies you is irrelevant. She tried her best!