I let my friend Darryl spend the night at me and my sister's place the weekend. I'm starting to regret it...
Maybe sending my mom to talk to my bully was a bad idea
Your gf said she was going on a company outing over the weekend. Turns out that meant whoring herself out to her hung black co-workers
You thought your wife's trainer insisted on his new "At-Home Training Regimen" to avoid the dangers of Covid. You're so innocent
I thought I'd finally have a chance to make love to my wife again... I thought wrong
My roommate knew I hadn't had sex with my new gf in the month we'd been together. I had to run out and get a bottle opener for our one month anniversary. This was the message I got as I was leaving the store parking lot.
I never should have told me wife I'm asexual
My best friend from high school came to stay with me for the weekend (Part 1) Me and Kelly spent the whole day with him showing him the sights and chilling at home. I got this snap from him 10 minutes after clocking in to work the night shift
My bully is inviting himself into the family (Part 3) My aunt who always hated me
Mom was supposed to come back from the game with sis, but she came home hours after it ended. Then she kissed me on the lips for the first time since I was a kid. I get this message from my bully half an hour later