I know it's not a dress, but I hope you like it anyway
When you're so hot, even the furniture you straddle spontaneously grows a penis...
I know everyone likes Persian rugs but have you tried an Asian rug? Theyâre extra soft and bushy
You saved up quite some money to buy the PS5! Now you're going to lose it and have to save even more for the kid!
Youâre only allowed to talk if yours is bigger!
I hope youâre ready for me? Iâm ready for youâŠ
Doesn't matter if you're a boob or ass man, there's something (f)or everyone to enjoy here đ
"Jesus! Stop tugging already! You're gonna make me fall over!"
Youâre favorite black Reddit couple
If you're interrupted in your use of a slavegirl, just leave a cockmark and take up where you left off later.
I think you're due for a check up [f]
It's not gay when one of you is a "gurl" :) ;)
"You can treat me like one. You can write it on the dumb collar. You can call me it 'til you are blue in the face. But I will *not* be your slave, asshole!"
It's hard to not cheat when you run into a hot guy every other day
Tell me you're bi without saying it. Me:
No, they're not ghosts! These classically styled dresses look great for functions and parties. Though less commonly seen in woodland. Maybe they are ghosts after all?
"If I bent over like this would you fuck me.....you would awesome just so you know I'm not wearing any panties" Billie Eilish
I hope you find this interesting if not arousing
"I know I look young,but I'm a woman now. I am! Don't laugh! God, I'm having all these new feelings... I know men look at me. I know you do, I've seen you. And I want to show you I'm not some silly little girl any more. I want you to kiss me. Kiss me... between my legs... Please?" - Sadie Sink
"Talk to my manager, he will tell you which hotel I'm staying at. I love my fans and as a gesture I love to fuck them. I'll meet you in my room in hour, I'm skipping the party after this event. I'm so horny, I'm not wearing any underwear underneath this dress." - Margot Robbie
âHello, youâre depressed because youâre a virgin? (Stares at bulge) Well I can happily cure youâ - Daisy Ridley
"You're Huge, but your Cock Feels Amazing in my Tight Asshole. Especially Without Any Lube. Just Keep Moving Gently, That's all I Ask." - Kiernan Shipka
âI bet youâre wondering if I have any panties on under here? Youâll have to show me yours before I show you mineâŠâ - Natalie Portman
"You not fooling anyone. I know you stole my panties and have been jerking off with it. As your roommate, all you have to do is ask nicely and I'd gladly give you some. But why jerk off and be selfish when we can both benefit from each other? Come, join me in the shower." - Gal Gadot