Why yes, we did make our togas ourselves. Why do you ask?
Yes please !
Sir, on this cold all-hallows day I did instruct the fire to be lit, but was informed an imp do live in the chimney and staff are affeared to go near. A local man was summoned to deal with the problem, a process I found most interesting
Who doesn't love bodysuits 🥵.....P.S yes the carpet in the hotel is hideous 🤪
Straps, yes or no?
(F)uck yes. Use my (m)outh daddy
Yes take backs
Omg yes
yes, i’m winking at you! sound on for all the yummy gape fart noises [oc]
Sir,I was desirous of modern paintings that might give a sophisticated look to my study, filled as it currently is with dark & dour old masters. I found imagining different paintings within the room most problematic. But with the assistance of my staff I soon found a perfect style and subject matter
Rough, hard, deep, slapping ... YES ... who likes to use me like this?
Sir, following an embarrassing evening with Lord Napier, whereupon my ignorance of mathematics was much exposed, I have sought to further my scholarly knowledge. I may admit initial uncertainty, but with assistance from my servants I quickly learnt and understood the Pythagorean theorem.
Destroy my little Chinese holes sir 🤩
My BF wanted a nude while my friend and I were watching Harry Potter. I told him yes and told her that I was going to "the bathroom"
Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and one that lady B____ knows little about.My staff,on receipt of a hibernal bonus,are tolerably efficacious.Indeed,maids Frances and Elsie have offered to warm my Christmas Brandy in the modern manner. I am most content.
Yes please
Yes, I can! [F]
"So this new photographic process of yours, you take a picture of me naked, and then repeat with undergarments, and then fully clothed?" "Um, yes. It's more...natural"
Sir, I recently made a great saving upon hiring a maid - most eager for employment - for a penny under rate. She was so poor that she did not have work clothes. We soon came to an amicable arrangement until such time as she can afford new attire. I have taken a keen interest in her work of late
If you’re wondering, yes I absolutely fuck on the scooby-doo blanket [enby]
Yes, I am a Size Queen. Also when it comes to my toys.. 😇
Before/After my virginity. Lost it when I was 19. My hymen was intact up until then, and yes I have plenty more to prove it! OC)
Sir, In these troublesome times of the pox and the syphilis, I do insist upon cleanliness among all my staff. To this end, I have instructed Mr John Henry Pepper to install a most miraculous window whereupon I may see in but the staff do not see out, such that I may observe their proper bathing.