I offered him a Lapdance if he gave me his underwear at the house party😅 don’t ask me why I lost mine .:but it worked😋
If showers are supposed to make you clean, then why are we getting so dirty 💦
Am I doing something wrong? Why does everyone stare when I do pulldowns??[F]
Why jack off when I can suck your dick
Time to move my tits in the elevator…
Beg to enter my pussy, tell me why you deserve it
My hair is charged, that’s why it looks so weird hehe
The classic o-dress style is never out of fashion in AltBoobWorld - and it's easy to see why
The AltBoobVision Song Contest is the event of the year - why not come along and see it for real next year ? Ask at your local tourism office #VisitAltBoobWorld
I call this move the "no hands applause"
why would she cheat?
When you find out mom still got the moves
Why did the apple go to the skin doctor? It had a bad case of peeling.
Why did the avocado refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be in a guacward situation.
If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it right. That's why I always bring my husband along to watch. He really loved when areallyweakguy lifted me up
Nobody move, there's pee on the floor.
I think I might know why all the neighborhood dads like me…
Why we love the sport!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG???
Why are you twitching so impatiently ? You want me to touch you ?
Why do cuckolds always get the short end of the stick? Because they like to watch their wives get the long end!