You want a tittyfuck? Meet me at the bathroom later, you're lucky i'm horny right now. - Kaley Cuoco
"Who are you bullshitting, you knew I was in here showering. Well you are already naked so come join me. My boyfriend is out right now cheating on me with Florence. I'll show him when he finds out I fuck my roommate" - Scarlett Johansson
"Yeah, yeah... So I'm shrill, annoying, and you hate me. But don't lie to yourself: you'd fuck the living shit out of me if you got the chance. So here's that chance, big boy. What're you waiting for? Make me scream. Hurt me. Bruise me. If you think you're man enough, of course..." -Sarah Silverman
"Oh my God, jerk yourself harder... oh go on, faster, faster... Mmmm, I'm only 19... Don't you feel like you're exploiting me, huh? Shooting your warm, gooey load over a young, inexperienced girls face? Fucking perv! I want it. Ohhh, faster, oh God, now, now, I need it... fuuuuck..." - Billie Eilish
When you meet your friends at the bar and they've got amazing open front outfits, so you try to fit in by rolling your top up to show your boobs
What's the point in having a cock if you're not gonna pleasure all of it? (r/deepthroat]
You know it’s over for Asian boys when white men conquer Asian baby girls
would you go deep when you fuck me?
When you don't do anal, but your best friend does.
What happens when you love black dick
When you finally see her face, you know she is having a good time
You know it's gonna be good when she puts her hair up
You know what happens when the hair goes up
What does a horny schoolgirl do when she needs her pussy filled, and all she has is school supplies? Well... you can probably figure that one out 😉
So you're at the club, aaaand...
Confession Time. I always drop my biggest loads when your Mom tries to defend you. I mean, I'll force her to her knees get the dick stimulated then she'll lash out and try to defend you and HOLY FUCK I cant hold it any longer and completely paint her face in jizz. Its crazy.
The view you miss when hitting it from behind
“It’s not really gay if you’re pretending to be a girl”
when you need a secretary and a personal assistant
Marisa Tomei - Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (long version)
[reddit] can’t wait for our kiss when you bring her back home😋