Sir, I awaken to shrieks and groans below. Fearing burglars or the blaggard greengrocer, I do venture down. I find maid Elspeth embracing Cook. Elspeth informs me that Cook has 'Ladies troubles' and she is administering a restorative. Embarrassed, I grant them both a day off and bid them goodnight
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Sigourney Weaver
Sir, in these troubling times of miasmas and the pox, I have instructed staff to ensure my house is well cleansed and free of bad airs. My maid Ada doth have a diligent attitude to cleaning, which I find myself regularly admiring