Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainfully employed in arranging an aspidistra.
Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I did offer them a trial, but they feared their bustle skirts and fine French lace would become soiled with road dirt .I was quick to offer a solution to this problem, which the Ladies found most agreeable
Sexy Upon
Sir, Upon hearing apparent cries of distress from my wife lady B_____, I did force upon the locked door with haste. I feared intruders, perhap the blaggard greengrocer who throws turnips upon the windows. I was much relieved to find only maid Kitty, assisting lady B_____ in locating a lost hat pin
Sir, A great commotion in the drawing room.Maid Molly explains she was standing upon Ada's shoulders to better reach the drapes for cleaning; she slipped and all came down. A gust of wind blew their clothes clean away. Concerned for their safety, I supervise the completion of their work together.
Sir, The recent spate of turnips thrown upon my windows has abated, and I thought myself finally rid of the blaggard greengrocer. But upon investigating unusual sounds from the drawing room, I find new maid Effie sampling his wares. I ran the cove down the driveway, throwing his turnips after him.
Sir, Elspeth is my trusted Maid and it is she alone who is permitted to clean in my studio, hidden as it is in the East Wing where Lady B___ knows not. I ask Elspeth to help me test my new lens bellows and, I have to say, we are both most excited upon the outcome of the wet collodion process.
Perfect Entry Angle
Sir, upon ringing the servants bell for perhaps the twelfth time yet no response, I raced below stairs with the intent of firing both butler and maid sans references. Upon finding my staff occupied with their own business, I chose leniency and permitted them continue whilst I poured myself a brandy
Sideways entry a.k.a Leg Glider position
Sirs and Madames, I see that members of our orchestra have arrived and are already 'tuning up'. Please be seated for this evening's performance, which will be starting upon the hour.
I say, it appears that an error in judgment has lead to my stumbling upon this room...
Deep backdoor entry
ready for entry
No entry, only edging
Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and one that lady B____ knows little about.My staff,on receipt of a hibernal bonus,are tolerably efficacious.Indeed,maids Frances and Elsie have offered to warm my Christmas Brandy in the modern manner. I am most content.
Sir, I recently made a great saving upon hiring a maid - most eager for employment - for a penny under rate. She was so poor that she did not have work clothes. We soon came to an amicable arrangement until such time as she can afford new attire. I have taken a keen interest in her work of late
Sir, In these troublesome times of the pox and the syphilis, I do insist upon cleanliness among all my staff. To this end, I have instructed Mr John Henry Pepper to install a most miraculous window whereupon I may see in but the staff do not see out, such that I may observe their proper bathing.
Jessie Volt Cum In Ass, With Re-entry
Tied up and prepping him for entry ;)
Fuckdoll season is upon us
Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have enlisted my maid Elsie in testing my idea.