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The tiny beads in my egg maracas feel really unique. Also, that second one fought me on the way out. π³π
Sir, On advising the fairer sex upon bicycle riding, I observed that it is best avoided, for their dresses and petticoats are at great danger of entanglement. However, a way around any problem can usually be discovered.