Sir, All will be familiar to the perennial problem of maids serving port at cellar temperature, despite frequent correction. It is my delight therefore to note that new maids Myrtle and Tillie (who seem very close friends) do have a technique that serves the most temperate spirit wine
Had 3 kids, just turned 35, and I still get it 😈
Rebeca Stones
Sir, heavy rains do flood my wine cellars. I send maids Molly and Elsie down to remove the water from spoiling my bottles of vintage brandy. Two hours pass and I hear laughter and splashing. Molly informs me they are appeasing Salacia, the goddess of floodwater. I do admire the rural traditions.
Hannah Hays
The Name Of The Sub
"You're just silly, now give me my towel back !"
If I'm Snow White... which dwarf are you?
Hit it from the front or back?
It looks much better without panties. Don't you think?