Sir, having attended a talk at the Royal Society, I have set up a small apparatus upon a table in order to receive the newly discovered Hertzian Waves. My maid Molly assists me, and I note her physical placement greatly affects the etheric force. The illustrated arrangement was most favorable
Sir, Having recently read upon James Lind's Treatise on the Scurvy, I did petition Parliament to provide cider and fruits to the Royal Navy's Arctic Expeditions. Honorable members are welcome to meet my staff, where the many benefits of fresh fruit are easily seen.
Sir made me cum in a Public Bathroom😳
It's an older selfie, sir, but it checks out (x-post r/hiddengirls)
Sir [f]ound the perfect switch and couldn't resist.
Somewhere in Barcelona
Tell me what I can do for you sir!?
Sir, To-day I do retire early to my library, whereupon I engage to study some most enlightening historical documents. Partaking of a large brandy, I do later find myself imagining maid Mary, Lord Bigglestaff and myself in such a union. It is strangely agreeable.
It’s been a long day sir…please come help me out.
Look sir, no hands 😘
Sir, A stormy night, gales howling and my very house shakes. A crash awakes me but the dark night impedes. A lightning flash briefly illuminates the room as if day & I see a most terrible figure. I leap beneath the blanket, hoping that it is maid Molly. She sometimes visits at night for extra wages.
Blue hair
Mila Azul
Sir, On advising the fairer sex upon bicycle riding, I observed that it is best avoided, for their dresses and petticoats are at great danger of entanglement. However, a way around any problem can usually be discovered.
Susann (via /r/Susann)
Nastya Kovaleva | 2015 | ph. Sergio del Amo
Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invited them both back for a second interview
Would you fill the space between my legs pls sir?
I leashed my self just for you sir 🥺
Omggg please spank my ass, Sir. Then [F]uck it. I'm begging!
Lacey Claire Rogers
May I have a seat on your face Sir?
Sir, I note that certain criticisms have been made in regard to my practices as an employer. I must defend myself against spurious tittle-tattle! It may be true that I levy a 3d weekly uniform surcharge, but this is entirely optional. Some staff are quite happy to forgo uniforms.