Sir, A fellow who is not of these shores did recently call, seeking work. As a progressive employer I took him on to assist the domestics with heavier tasks. Female staff were might wary of him and his appearance, but quickly found his strength and vigor did give them most welcome relief
Can I sit on you sirπ
Please take me to the park sir π»π
Sir, Lord Whortleberry returns from a parliamentary trade visit to mainland Europe, and tells of Scarlet Women and Foreign Whores that astonished even myself. He brings me a most delightful book of lithographs as a gift. I retire immediately to my library, with strict orders not to be disturbed.
Your XL cock-warmer has arrived sir! βΊοΈ
Never enough Ais
Elegant in a long skirt
Sir, A hot day. Lady B__ and I travel down to Brighton to take the sea air and waters. Lady B___ finds shopping lanes of greater interest and thus I stroll alone 'pon the beach. I meet a Mermaid with a bathing machine who offers much nautical proficiency for 6d. I do enjoy supporting local trades.
Would you bend me over the table, sir?
Sir, It is no secret that Gussy Herbert has a predilection for women in hats. A Sunday afternoon's stroll to admire the Ladies in their finest can become problematically priapic. Today I do receive a postcard from the man; he is having a fine time. And the Ladies do have most splendid bonnets.
Ready to serve you sir
Sir, I am delighted to announce that our little club recently amassed some 20,000 members. I have invited my staff to attend a celebratory ball. They have practised their dancing, and although some expressed concern upon affording fancy clothes, I assured them that this really wouldn't be a problem.