Sir, In our modern times we must be aware of new risks to life for servants. I have recently read a most enlightening medical book showing treatments for those suffering from miasmas, electrical fluids or overwork. I have instigated practice sessions twice weekly, and my staff are most grateful.
Sir, All will be familiar to the perennial problem of maids serving port at cellar temperature, despite frequent correction. It is my delight therefore to note that new maids Myrtle and Tillie (who seem very close friends) do have a technique that serves the most temperate spirit wine
Sir, heavy rains do flood my wine cellars. I send maids Molly and Elsie down to remove the water from spoiling my bottles of vintage brandy. Two hours pass and I hear laughter and splashing. Molly informs me they are appeasing Salacia, the goddess of floodwater. I do admire the rural traditions.
You want to cum on my panties sir..?
Susann in the mountains (via r/Susann)
What do you think? Do I have βyes, Sirβ eyes?
Will you come cuddle with me, Sir?
JessicaLou
Sir, I have noticed of late that it is becoming fashionable for the fairer sex to take up the habit of smoking tobacco. I find it hard to believe that a woman might enjoy the delights of a firm Cuban between their lips.
[F] Will you let me play with these toys or will I be your toy sir?
It's an older pic, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.
Sir, My wife has of late been most displeased at the interest I take in managing staff, recently misunderstanding my learning the maid upon methods of uncorking stubborn bottles of wine. Thus today I did delegate the instruction of a lower maid to the housekeeper, whilst I advised from a distance.
Micha
Sir, Today I did receive by Her Majesty's Mail a postcard from the Royal Society's Lord Overton.He is making good progress in proving the Miasma Theory and defeating that upstart Dr Snow.Overton draws my attention to resolving sample contamination from assistant's clothing.He is a most learned man.
I love it when Sir gives me that full body bounce...
Casual (via /r/Susann)
am I to your liking.. sir?
Excuse me sir, Rx says 10 licks every hour πππ¦
Banana
Just as this sub says
Sir, My good friend Lord Codlington did visit and urged me to join his club. I inquired what merits this new club might have over the one I currently frequent. Lord Codlington hands me an illustrated brochure, noting the popularity of the "games night". I shall apply for membership tomorrow.
Sir, A fellow who is not of these shores did recently call, seeking work. As a progressive employer I took him on to assist the domestics with heavier tasks. Female staff were might wary of him and his appearance, but quickly found his strength and vigor did give them most welcome relief