Sir, Upon recommendation from Lord Southborough, I did employ the local wise woman to bring good fortune upon my estate. Visiting upon the evening of Beltane, she did perform a mysterious incantation. It is bunkum and hocus-pocus of course, but I did find watching the procedure most enlightening.
I can’t believe she used to have such a tiny starter belly and now she has a gut so big she has to carry it around. Obesity is wild 😂
Wife swap gone wrong.. For the husband at least.. The wife is getting the best dick she's ever had!