The doctor said I need more cream and I did follow the instructions ๐
One of my favorite people on Reddit said itโs okay for me to share this with you all ๐๐ฅฐ [F25] nervous!
My ex broke up with me because he said this is gross
When i said i wanted a Goth gf tis was what i meant
Your blonde girlfriend said she loved watching the BBC news. I think you misunderstood
"Hey sorry we couldn't help but eavesdrop your conversation earlier. You said for new years you want to be with MILFS? Well come up to our hotel room. Me and Amy want young meat tonight for 2022." - Gal Gadot
My bestie said my tongue feels better than her boyfriends ๐
โYouโre too wetโ - said no man ever ๐
Your gf said she was going on a company outing over the weekend. Turns out that meant whoring herself out to her hung black co-workers
Her boyfriend said she doesn't like giving head, but I think he's just doing it wrong ๐
Enough said
cdc said get an anal slut gf
Would you suck my girlcock if I said please~?๐ฅบ๐ธ๐
When your bully came to your birthday party and fucked your girlfriend and sister in front of the guests, it wasn't the worst. But then your gf grabbed you by the hair, put you on your knees and said: "Don't be so selfish, this is your guest of honor, treat him respectivly."
Whatever it was she said Iโm willing to bet she wonโt say it again, thatโs some prime whore abuse btw.
mom said she was going on business trip. now i found this pic on her boss instragram with message: having fun with street cumsluts
My ex said no one would want to fuck me after getting bigger, so one simple question smash or pass?
He said he lasts for ages
Someone said I should go for a walk like this, so here I am!~ [OC]
"If your dick is as big as you said, you are allowed to fuck me mercilessly and pump me full of your cum. But if not, you must lick all sweat from my body but must not enter me." - Taylor Swift
Once my ex-girlfriend said that I have a really girlie ass. Since then, I have continued to do squats and keep myself in shape. When she left me, I realized that my big ass brings me more pleasure and hiding it from men would be a crime. That's why, the attention of girls doesn't interest me anymore
My wife sent this to me while I was at work tonight. Said she met this guy while I was home earlier sleeping
The ex said they were beautiful tits. Is that true?