Lakeside isn't as exciting as a beach, but my sister and I still manage to have a good time.
While my sister rushes in the morning, I just enjoy the view.
Mom's best costume only came out in a hotel room the day after Halloween.
Since she turned 18, dad's gotten the same thing from my sister every Christmas morning.
I don't really have insights into women's fashion, but it's a good enough excuse for the invitation into mom's closet.
I'm already glad my aunt came to visit for the summer.
My sister and I grew up on the same old shows, so we always have someone to reminisce with.
When mom calls "Son, come in here" from across the house, I have to guess where exactly she means.
With mom and me working from home now, the office hijinks are way better.
When I arrive home after exams, I just want to bury my head for a week.
With my sister back at home, every day feels like a vacation.
Sis thinks Iām her best wingman at bars. But only for now.
Once I found my long-lost half-sister, I knew I could never tell her the truth.
Since mom started crawling into my bed, I shouldn't be surprised at catching my sister crawling into dad's.
When I found what was in my sister's sock drawer, I figured she could use some help.
Sometimes bratty little sisters turn into slutty ones.
Hiding all my sister's undies in my room is only half meant as a joke.
"Uh, who else am I gonna Quarantine and Chill with, bro?"
When my elder sister had to give up her party-heavy schedule for isolation at home with us, she had only me to fill the gap. And it's exhausting.
The more I get involved with electronic gadgets, the more mom begs me to play with something real.
The fun cousin gets invited over more.
Sis only knows how to bake weed brownies, but that's fine with me.
Beaches are nice, but my sister and I prefer the privacy of an indoor pool.
