Sir, The past 12 days has seen our private club gain 3,000 new members. I note that, following my story regarding the maid who was pissing in my hat, we lost 18 members. I apologise for my most vulgar report, and in penance I would like to share a work of art that hangs upon the wall of my library.
Would you love having private lessons with an Asian student?
Happy (cream) pi day nerds!
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