Sir, Lady B___ has a new mirror to be placed within her chamber. I enlist maid Emily to assist. "We must test the reflectometry of the new mirror" I tell Emily. She stands as if dressing in front of the glass, and I do take measurements. Science can be a slow business, but it is most rewarding.
Battle of the thong
I’ve got tan lines, stretch marks, and a smattering of cellulite. Am I missing anything??? Haha