Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and one that lady B____ knows little about.My staff,on receipt of a hibernal bonus,are tolerably efficacious.Indeed,maids Frances and Elsie have offered to warm my Christmas Brandy in the modern manner. I am most content.
Sir, I recently made a great saving upon hiring a maid - most eager for employment - for a penny under rate. She was so poor that she did not have work clothes. We soon came to an amicable arrangement until such time as she can afford new attire. I have taken a keen interest in her work of late
Sir, In these troublesome times of the pox and the syphilis, I do insist upon cleanliness among all my staff. To this end, I have instructed Mr John Henry Pepper to install a most miraculous window whereupon I may see in but the staff do not see out, such that I may observe their proper bathing.
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Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have enlisted my maid Elsie in testing my idea.
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Put a GoPro underneath me to capture a closeup of my squirting orgasm. I busted up laughing watching the video later upon playback because it's so intense. This one's for the guys who want their faces squirted on
Sir, Maid Tillie does diligently dust the chaise lounge, and I complement her on this. She responds that she wishes that she might one day afford to sit upon such luxury, but cannot. I have a spare chaise lounge she may sit upon as a treat. But she must not soil it with her dirty work clothes.
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Sir,Lady B___ has purchased a new screen for her chamber,but is most vexed upon it's quality,or lack thereof. With Maid Molly assisting I do prove that a naked form is invisible from the reverse of the screen. So effective was it that I found I must continually check Maid Molly was still in place.
Sir, Yesterday I did find maids Rosie and Tillie imagining looking upon themselves in a mirror as if in an above-stairs room. Such fineries are well beyond their means, but out of the kindness of my heart I did offer them a looking-glass each for certain favours, to which they quickly agreed
Once upon a time in public
Sir, having recently had Visitors and Noblemen comment upon the poor presentation of my estate and gardens, I went to see the head gardener. I found him, as he proclaimed. "Most busy". I sent the fellow back to mow the lawns, and out of the kindness of my heart, did finish his former task for him.
Sir, Many of my staff do not read or write well. Today I did bring The Times and The Pall Mall Gazette for my staff to practice reading, but they were most vexed about getting ink from the print upon their clothes. Once this problem was resolved, it was a great joy to help educate these poor girls.
Sir, having attended a talk at the Royal Society, I have set up a small apparatus upon a table in order to receive the newly discovered Hertzian Waves. My maid Molly assists me, and I note her physical placement greatly affects the etheric force. The illustrated arrangement was most favorable
Sir, Having recently read upon James Lind's Treatise on the Scurvy, I did petition Parliament to provide cider and fruits to the Royal Navy's Arctic Expeditions. Honorable members are welcome to meet my staff, where the many benefits of fresh fruit are easily seen.
Was helping my grandma with her computer when I stumbled upon these nude photos! What do I say?
Sir, On advising the fairer sex upon bicycle riding, I observed that it is best avoided, for their dresses and petticoats are at great danger of entanglement. However, a way around any problem can usually be discovered.
Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invited them both back for a second interview
Sir, As Winter closes in, Lady B_____ complains upon the cold and of the "rural" manner of coals burning in the grate. I send for particulars from local ironmongers, and present herewith my two choices. Pray help me choose betwixt "The Empire" and "The Royal Standard" modern heating geysers.
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