Sir, In our modern times we must be aware of new risks to life for servants. I have recently read a most enlightening medical book showing treatments for those suffering from miasmas, electrical fluids or overwork. I have instigated practice sessions twice weekly, and my staff are most grateful.
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Sir, It is no secret within our club that I do not regard Gussy Herbert of possessing great intelligence or education. However, it must be noted that the medical staff of Saint Thomas' Hospital do learn much from him whenever he returns from overseas with a new and mysteriously-acquired disease.
Sir, My wife has of late been most displeased at the interest I take in managing staff, recently misunderstanding my learning the maid upon methods of uncorking stubborn bottles of wine. Thus today I did delegate the instruction of a lower maid to the housekeeper, whilst I advised from a distance.
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Sir, A fellow who is not of these shores did recently call, seeking work. As a progressive employer I took him on to assist the domestics with heavier tasks. Female staff were might wary of him and his appearance, but quickly found his strength and vigor did give them most welcome relief
Sir, I am delighted to announce that our little club recently amassed some 20,000 members. I have invited my staff to attend a celebratory ball. They have practised their dancing, and although some expressed concern upon affording fancy clothes, I assured them that this really wouldn't be a problem.
Sirs (and Madames) I would like to welcome you all to r/GoneWanton 's re-opening night. There are fine wines and brandies, and a splendid stage show that my very own staff have been rehearsing for some days. Please make yourselves comfortable.
Sir, I note a growing problem of how to both permit easy access to the wine cellar such that staff may serve the most delicate aged brandies whenever called upon, and to also restrict access for their own consumption. I fear maid Eliza has been at the absinthe again.
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Sir, I have been told that my policy of making staff share sleeping quarters and beds is improper and unhygienic. However, whenever I quietly peer through the keyhole to check upon their welfare, it seems that my staff very much enjoy sharing each other's company
Sirs and Madames, It has been brought to my attention that the newer area of our club (colloquially known as the "redesign") did not convey the club rules as clearly as the old wing does. I have instructed this to be remedied at once; the staff responsible to then be punished.
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Sir,I recently did see MALE staff in feminine dress perform most unnatural acts. Whilst this behavior is acceptable in a school dormitory, it is hardly something you reminisce upon nightly after a brandy. Modern acquiescence to the mandrake mob is a fad,mark my words. It'll be forgotten after 1890.
Sir, I once more find myself interviewing new staff. Vera is a most uninspiring candidate, unsure of basic domestic tasks. However my opinion is quickly changed when she offers to show me her credentials. She is hired with immediate effect.
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Sir, Upon hearing mysterious noises late into the night I suspected that blaggard greengrocer had once more been seducing my female staff. But a thorough check of doors and windows reveals no sign of entry and I can find no evidence that that cove of a greengrocer was ever in my house.
Sir, In the run up to Christmas,I find myself once more hiring extra staff.The servants quarters being quite small,I suggest they sleep two to a bed "top and tail".This is met with unwarranted indignation and complaint,although when I later checked upon my staff,I find they are settling in just fine
Sir, in these unprecedented modern times of staff demanding wages in excess of sixpence per day, I have had to make some economies. It would of course be foolish to run my brandy cellar low, but I note my instruction that maids must now share accommodation was met with much acclaim.
Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainfully employed in arranging an aspidistra.