Sirs (and Madames) I would like to welcome you all to r/GoneWanton 's re-opening night. There are fine wines and brandies, and a splendid stage show that my very own staff have been rehearsing for some days. Please make yourselves comfortable.
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Madame Inspecting Your Harem Concubines
Sirs and Madames, It has been brought to my attention that the newer area of our club (colloquially known as the "redesign") did not convey the club rules as clearly as the old wing does. I have instructed this to be remedied at once; the staff responsible to then be punished.
Sirs and Madames, I see that members of our orchestra have arrived and are already 'tuning up'. Please be seated for this evening's performance, which will be starting upon the hour.
![madam vlaminora [irtr]](https://i.anacams.com/content/625000/t_8d52e3404efc59623933954792f4679a.jpg)
