Your girlfriend joked about sleeping with the landlord to get out of paying rent a few times, but you didn't think that she would really do it...
It's all just joking with mom until the neighbors complain about the noise.
My friend invited me for a sleepover. I was joking with his sister about my big dick and his girlfriend challenged me that Iâm faking it. So she asked my friend to get us some dinner and I ended up winning the bet
Weâre about 90% sure itâs my husbandâs. But that 10% makes me wet just thinking about it. I told him when I decided he wasnât enough for me that I donât really DO condoms. After all, you donât wear raincoats in the shower.
âYou guys were just joking about me having to be âinitiatedâ in order to go to my first Grammyâs after-party right guys haha - r-right guys-â - Olivia Rodrigo
"So for the role you need to fuck me in the ass? That's such a funny joke, so seriously about the role. W-why are you getting your cock out, you weren't joking. No I don't want this, oh but it looks so good" Daisy Ridley
The best thing about cheating on my husband with my 55-year-old neighbor is that he fucks me whenever he's not at home, the worst part is that he doesn't like condoms. I am afraid that one day I will get pregnant.
One of my friends joked about my "flat chest" the other day... If only they knew...
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One of my friends joked about my small tits the other day... little do they know đ [OC]
Your femboy roommate starts flirting with you, making jokes about you making him your pet and slave. One night you're sitting on the couch with him and he jokes with you about it again.
have u ever heard the joke about the woman with one boob?
Mom kept nagging me about when I was getting married, so as a joke, I proposed to her. It turned out better than I expected.
love everything about this except for that condom đ€
What does it mean if a guy keeps making jokes about a girl's boobs? It seems to happen to me all the time
I met this guy at Whole Foods, made a joke about how he wouldn't be able to shut me up, and one hour later I was back at his place gagging on his cock. Why am I like this lmaooo
Isnât there a joke about changing lightbulbs?
one thing about me is I'm not condoms friendly
One thing about me, Iâm not condom friendly so you better cum inside
One thing about me is that I hate condoms and I love creampies
Technically, she just put a condom in her mouth, nothing to worry about
One thing about me is that I hate condoms and I love creampies
she "forgot" about the condom
My sexy Asian vixen assumes the position and braces herself to take a new bull's BBC balls deep in her unprotected fertile pussy as they don't think about condoms or the aftermath
