My high-school bully made fun of me for being "too feminine" and called me hurtful names for years. Well, jokes on him, because now that I'm a cute college girl, I'm getting raw dogged daily by his well-endowed woke dad. I'm hoping my asspussy is good enough to convince Daddy to divorce his mom 😘
Well, it's not a joke anymore :) ;)
We always joked that my sister had birthing hips. But I guess now it’s time to find out.
“You guys were just joking about me having to be ‘initiated’ in order to go to my first Grammy’s after-party right guys haha - r-right guys-“ - Olivia Rodrigo
When a kennel auctions off a new slavegirl's "virginity" for the sixth or seventh time, it becomes a joke enjoyed by all.
If you see this, you owe me your best joke 🌝💕
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Despite all the jokes, your bully always assured you he'd never actually fuck your mom. He even sent you a video of just how serious he was...
Adele Silva
I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
It's all fun & jokes, until you are back in the hotel room and you really film your wife being DPed by two guys
Monogamy is a fucking joke when you're ovulating and feeling sexy.
"So for the role you need to fuck me in the ass? That's such a funny joke, so seriously about the role. W-why are you getting your cock out, you weren't joking. No I don't want this, oh but it looks so good" Daisy Ridley
After my bud walked in on my gf giving me a half-hearted blowjob, he joked that even he could suck cock better than that. I told him I didn’t believe him
1 dad joke equals 1 boobie squeeze
Omg step bro, I swear I was joking when I said for you to suck my dick!
Sasha Grey casually jacks off her co-star and jokes behind the scenes. Very sensual and fun. 🔥🔥🔥
I’ve been wearing this all day underneath my clothes with my friends, I even managed to jokingly sit on one of their Laps! His bulge felt huge
wasnt a joke
Joking time is over
I'll laugh at all your jokes if you're good to me 😇
It was just a harmless joke,only fooling around.
When Mistress told her she would be the laundry dryer, she thought Mistress was joking.
