Current Goal: REMOVE PANTIES #anal #asian #squirt #bigboobs #latina once countdown reaches zero -- ✨YOUR HOT SOFI!✨
My high-school bully made fun of me for being "too feminine" and called me hurtful names for years. Well, jokes on him, because now that I'm a cute college girl, I'm getting raw dogged daily by his well-endowed woke dad. I'm hoping my asspussy is good enough to convince Daddy to divorce his mom 😘
Well, it's not a joke anymore :) ;)
We always joked that my sister had birthing hips. But I guess now it’s time to find out.
“You guys were just joking about me having to be ‘initiated’ in order to go to my first Grammy’s after-party right guys haha - r-right guys-“ - Olivia Rodrigo
When a kennel auctions off a new slavegirl's "virginity" for the sixth or seventh time, it becomes a joke enjoyed by all.
If you see this, you owe me your best joke 🌝💕
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Despite all the jokes, your bully always assured you he'd never actually fuck your mom. He even sent you a video of just how serious he was...
Adele Silva
I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
It's all fun & jokes, until you are back in the hotel room and you really film your wife being DPed by two guys
Monogamy is a fucking joke when you're ovulating and feeling sexy.
"So for the role you need to fuck me in the ass? That's such a funny joke, so seriously about the role. W-why are you getting your cock out, you weren't joking. No I don't want this, oh but it looks so good" Daisy Ridley
After my bud walked in on my gf giving me a half-hearted blowjob, he joked that even he could suck cock better than that. I told him I didn’t believe him
1 dad joke equals 1 boobie squeeze
Omg step bro, I swear I was joking when I said for you to suck my dick!
Sasha Grey casually jacks off her co-star and jokes behind the scenes. Very sensual and fun. 🔥🔥🔥
I’ve been wearing this all day underneath my clothes with my friends, I even managed to jokingly sit on one of their Laps! His bulge felt huge
wasnt a joke
Joking time is over
I'll laugh at all your jokes if you're good to me 😇
It was just a harmless joke,only fooling around.
When Mistress told her she would be the laundry dryer, she thought Mistress was joking.
One of my friends joked about my "flat chest" the other day... If only they knew...
