[F] Saturday’s mum joke: What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
[F>M] It may be April Fool’s Day, but me eating ass is no joke
My friend invited me for a sleepover. I was joking with his sister about my big dick and his girlfriend challenged me that I’m faking it. So she asked my friend to get us some dinner and I ended up winning the bet
Might have started as a joke, but the dude got really into it at the end.
Full up 💦💦😜😜
We joked that u/GAHotwifeCpl was gonna skip a cpl days of her birth control when we hooked up. But after making this look…🤔
Peekaboo pussy
I told my husband that I wasn't joking when I said I was going to let another man use my mouth. All fun and kinky fantasies until I decide to make it a reality.
Aricia Silva (Ex-Panicat)
Ppl think I’m joking when I say I’m a size queen 😅
BF joked that I’d probably have his dick in my hand before we finished lunch - definitely didn’t give me enough credit 😈
If you see this, you have to tell me a joke 😌
Aricia Silva
I thought the Lunk Alarm at Planet Fitness was a joke until the day I dropped my weights. When the alarm went off, I felt my masculinity drain from my body, leaving me as the female version of myself. Now, I don’t think I could set off the alarm if I wanted to, maybe I’ll just stick to cardio.
Paloma Silva
She had been on holiday and found what looked like a wooden cage, she had joked with her friend that she would like some funny photos, but now her friend had strung her up and was slowly removing her clothes.
Carmen Silva and Marzia Damon - The Hand That Feeds The Dead (1974)
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit (Dross)
insert witty cat joke here
The joke was on Mistress -- she was on a diet anyway!