Room for one moreπYou be the hot dog, we'll be the buns π!
Walking the dog and stuffing pussy
A Horse With A Hat
Sir,After 4 brandies reading Mr HG Wells,a thought: I might find the horse racing results in The Sporting Times & travel back a day to place bets. I devised an apparatus with maid Abigail assisting. Fearing my device would not transport inanimate objects,Abigail willingly removed the troubling items
Walking the Dogged
Sir, Lord Cunliffe visits and criticizes my treatment of staff."Treat them well & they repay the kindness" He taps his nose. On his words I move maid Molly from the horse stables to a bed of her own. Her delight doth verily warm my heart. If her work improves I may grant her the privilege of clothes