Sir, it recently fell to myself to repair the mirror in Lady B______'s dressing room. My good maid Molly did assist, but I feared her ragged and dirt-streaked clothing might impair the mirror's ability to show finery. I stressed my fears to Molly, and a solution was soon found that had great merit
Sir, Upon hearing mysterious noises late into the night I suspected that blaggard greengrocer had once more been seducing my female staff. But a thorough check of doors and windows reveals no sign of entry and I can find no evidence that that cove of a greengrocer was ever in my house.
Waiting For Sir
A little secretary bondage for you Sir? Xx
Sir, In the run up to Christmas,I find myself once more hiring extra staff.The servants quarters being quite small,I suggest they sleep two to a bed "top and tail".This is met with unwarranted indignation and complaint,although when I later checked upon my staff,I find they are settling in just fine
Sir, in these unprecedented modern times of staff demanding wages in excess of sixpence per day, I have had to make some economies. It would of course be foolish to run my brandy cellar low, but I note my instruction that maids must now share accommodation was met with much acclaim.
I know I misbehaved...what’s my punishment Sir?😏
Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainfully employed in arranging an aspidistra.
Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I did offer them a trial, but they feared their bustle skirts and fine French lace would become soiled with road dirt .I was quick to offer a solution to this problem, which the Ladies found most agreeable
Sir taped my hands behind my back and disciplined me
Sir, Upon hearing apparent cries of distress from my wife lady B_____, I did force upon the locked door with haste. I feared intruders, perhap the blaggard greengrocer who throws turnips upon the windows. I was much relieved to find only maid Kitty, assisting lady B_____ in locating a lost hat pin
Sir, I wish to place on record the most excellent service of my new maid, Sarah, a tall and well favoured wench. She is always most fastidious at extinguishing the candles before my family retire.
Sir, A great commotion in the drawing room.Maid Molly explains she was standing upon Ada's shoulders to better reach the drapes for cleaning; she slipped and all came down. A gust of wind blew their clothes clean away. Concerned for their safety, I supervise the completion of their work together.
Can I call you Sir.?
Sir,I set maid Ida to clean the grates but am interrupted by Lady B___ returning with furniture for her rooms. I divert the maid to assist me with its positioning. Ida is concerned her clothes, streaked as they are with Black Lead, might convey dirt & smuts to the new seat. A remedy is soon found
Rimming Sir and giving him the wand.
Sir, Following a visit from Dr Sterndale and his exotic tobacco, I find the smell permeates the very room most disagreeably. I instruct the maid to wash the drapes and hang them in the warmest rooms to air.She complains that it is making her clothing wet. I propose a solution, and all is resolved.
Sir, The recent spate of turnips thrown upon my windows has abated, and I thought myself finally rid of the blaggard greengrocer. But upon investigating unusual sounds from the drawing room, I find new maid Effie sampling his wares. I ran the cove down the driveway, throwing his turnips after him.
Sir, Elspeth is my trusted Maid and it is she alone who is permitted to clean in my studio, hidden as it is in the East Wing where Lady B___ knows not. I ask Elspeth to help me test my new lens bellows and, I have to say, we are both most excited upon the outcome of the wet collodion process.
Brennah Black
Joli Short
please use me until you're proud of me, sir😇
"Hii! I loved your comment online about how you want to use my mouth like a fleshlight! Well, here I am. Do you want me on my knees?" - Victoria Justice
