Sir, the Spanish Bullfighters are in town with their travelling show. I offer to put them up for one guinea per night, including full breakfast and all the maids they might need. I make a goodly sum on the deal, and the maids got a half price ticket to the bull fighting show. Everyone was most happy
You wont find a 'Naughty Step' in Sir's house! Discipline in this domain tends to be a little more 'creative'...
What should I do next Sir?
I will block your vision and restrict your movement but I will never cover your ears. You see, Sir wants you to hear every little thing he is going to do to you.
Will sir please do this do me
Bury your face here Sir
Sirs (and Madames) I would like to welcome you all to r/GoneWanton 's re-opening night. There are fine wines and brandies, and a splendid stage show that my very own staff have been rehearsing for some days. Please make yourselves comfortable.
Should I show up to my college like this? š¤Ŗ
Jamie Rae (Montauk native, Tulane U. student) | Playboy July 2007 āGirls of Montaukā | ph. Michael Dweck
Sir, I overhear maid Lottie bemoaning that she is unable to afford a new hat to wear this summer. I suggest that I accompany her to a milliner store this very Saturday and that I will pay for her new hat, on condition that she might pose for a photolithograph. I am much noted for my philanthropy.
No one in my personal life knows my little secret, I hate that I love how much power that gives you, Sir.
Sirs policy is rather simple to grasp. If your little pet breaks a rule, you will discipline her and I will then discipline YOU. (only much, much harder...naturally)
"Sorry Sir, can I change in your taxi while you drive me to my party ?"
Sarah Burns
Cate Collins
Mathea
Happy Birthday, Sir with Dellai Twins and Zee Twins
Help me, Sirā¦. I canātā¦. thinkā¦. Iā¦. need⦠[f]