Sir, It is no secret that Gussy Herbert has a predilection for women in hats. A Sunday afternoon's stroll to admire the Ladies in their finest can become problematically priapic. Today I do receive a postcard from the man; he is having a fine time. And the Ladies do have most splendid bonnets.
Sir, Today I receive a postcard from Gussy Herbert, who is currently in Egypt searching for lost treasures of the pharaohs. "I have uncovered some amazing finds", he writes, "You would not believe how many whores you can hire for a shilling". I raise a glass of port to the man and his expeditions.
Sir, It is no secret within our club that I do not regard Gussy Herbert of possessing great intelligence or education. However, it must be noted that the medical staff of Saint Thomas' Hospital do learn much from him whenever he returns from overseas with a new and mysteriously-acquired disease.
Sir, a postcard arrives from Gussy Herbert. "On Government business to the Empire. Am stuck in Paris, but negotiating some imaginative trade deals".
Sir, A telegram from Gussy Herbert whereupon he declares that he has enjoyed a Prussian Chuckaboo. I imagine that this might be a spiced sweetmeat dish, but on referring to my illustrated dictionary, I was quite shocked as to the practice. Although I note that it does seem good value
Sir, I receive a letter from Gussy Herbert, who is currently on government work overseas. "I have grown the best moustache. It is the most fashionable style these days". He encloses a photo. I am uncertain whose whiskers are the most impressive, but I do not yet compose a reply.
Sir, A letter arrives from Gussy Herbert, who is in great excitement. He declares that he has discovered a new and economical method of contraception, and promises to forward particulars with a view to patenting his system. I remain to be convinced, but wish the fellow good luck with his scheme.
Sir, Gussie Herbert informs me of a modern Vaudeville act whereupon a lady is cut in half ! I have witnessed this performance but I fear that the illusion has yet to be perfected
Sir, A communique from my friend 'Gussy' Herbert, presently embracing the cultural delights of Paris. He is saving money by sharing his Dollymop with two other clients. Gussy (reclining) appears most overwhelmed by the experience.
Renee & Elisha Herbert
Charlotte Herbert.
Herbert twins
Anita Herbert
Charlotte Herbert and Katy Lynch.
Elisha and Renee Herbert
Charlotte Herbert, aka Chad Suicide.
The alluring Charlotte Herbert.
The spellbindingly sexy Charlotte Herbert
Renee and Elisha Herbert
Elisha Herbert
Elisha & Renee Herbert 🇦🇺
Renée & Elisha Herbert
Renee and Elisha Herbert
