Alexis's Ass on Glass (from r/NSFWOddlySatisfying)
I’ve always had droopy sloppy hangers, even when I wasn’t an old washed up MILF
sloppy enough sir?
Glasses and huge tits
Sir, Seeking new staff, I request particulars from the agency. I receive by post a most modern catalogue detailing the three most suitable maids for hire. I hasten to my library with a large glass of port wine, to carefully study the virtues of the individual candidates. I may be some time.