Sir, All will be familiar to the perennial problem of maids serving port at cellar temperature, despite frequent correction. It is my delight therefore to note that new maids Myrtle and Tillie (who seem very close friends) do have a technique that serves the most temperate spirit wine
Pine trees among the endless hydrangeas around Jeogu Port, Geoje Island, South Gyeongsang Province, South Korea.
Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have enlisted my maid Elsie in testing my idea.
Entre deux portes
What a whopper on the port side!
Sir, having dismissed my maid on her ignorance of port wine & brandy, I found myself interviewing fresh staff. "From which region does the best wine originate?" I asked. Upon their response, these harlots were removed. On later reflection, I have invited them both back for a second interview
Leaving the port
Sir, Seeking new staff, I request particulars from the agency. I receive by post a most modern catalogue detailing the three most suitable maids for hire. I hasten to my library with a large glass of port wine, to carefully study the virtues of the individual candidates. I may be some time.
28F Fort Pierce. Port St. Lucie. Latina size queen looking for a hung stud to rough me up in front of my man
There's really only one place to put the port on a rechargeable slavegirl.
Sir, Today I receive a postcard from Gussy Herbert, who is currently in Egypt searching for lost treasures of the pharaohs. "I have uncovered some amazing finds", he writes, "You would not believe how many whores you can hire for a shilling". I raise a glass of port to the man and his expeditions.
Baby Nicols shows off her Death Star exhaust port
Thermal exhaust port
J’aime me savoir regarder.. je ne ferme jamais les rideaux
Hot blod show ass and big ferm tits
Dared to flash from my balcony while still in port. Completed! 😺 [f]
i used this power bank- and then it used me... fits in my box like a USB port
Sir, At the end of a hard day admonishing my staff, it is good to retire to my library with a glass of Port. I have many fine and ancient tomes, and I do find that literature enlightens the soul and broadens the mind. Take this fine piece as an example. Such imagery and imagination!