Sir, heavy rains do flood my wine cellars. I send maids Molly and Elsie down to remove the water from spoiling my bottles of vintage brandy. Two hours pass and I hear laughter and splashing. Molly informs me they are appeasing Salacia, the goddess of floodwater. I do admire the rural traditions.
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Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and one that lady B____ knows little about.My staff,on receipt of a hibernal bonus,are tolerably efficacious.Indeed,maids Frances and Elsie have offered to warm my Christmas Brandy in the modern manner. I am most content.
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Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have enlisted my maid Elsie in testing my idea.
Sir, at the end of a tiresome day I usually shout at servants, which brightens my spirits greatly. Today, seeking a change, I instead challenge Maid Elsie to a game of strip billiards. She is not a very good player. Which curiously makes the game more enjoyable.